Take a seat
You take a seat on an uncomfortably small table. And what a group awaits you…
An overly-optimistic human with a very weird hairstyle (for a bard, at least), a blue-haired queen of darkness, an assassin with horns, and a dwarf with a moustache outweirded only by his name.
What do you do?
Listen
Compliment Yheet’s Facial hair
Explain to everyone in detail how important you are.
Question the dwarf’s (dwarve’s?) lack of a beard.
Call Krinn ugly and compliment Yheet.
Elope with Krinn.
There had better be a complimentary meal and in flight magic picture show… because shit’s about to take off!
*looks at everyone with big eyes* Hi… *Pulls out sword and start flaying around while eating a banana
Hit on the Jane and Krinn cause they’r clearly ladies…
Also hit on Ray cause you’re not quite sure
Flirt with Jane.
Try to make Ray act emo
ask ray to play a song for everyone
Call Yhcet an impostor he can’t be an ambassador of the dwarfs (he has no real beard and is to low level)
Stare at troll womans jugs.
whack people with chairs
talk
turn everyone into minions and rule the earth
Ask Jane and the assassin if they want to go out on a date… it no… then ask Yheet since I do have the sex change spell
stare ate Krinn’s horns open-mouthed
Techy doesn’t have a mustachio any more and we(James) don’t have a goatee
wait for the meeting to begin
NEXT
krinn is ciern nut i dont know the hat dude
masturbate
Insult everyone that they hack because of high levels.
still playing out…..
Still, I want TO MURDER THEM!
Tell them that I am not the ambassador and have no idea what lead them to that conclusion. I then offer my services as an adventurer in exchange for gold.
Talk with them
Yhcet’s mustache in high definition!!!