Don’t go splat. Conjure yourself bouncy instead.
Don’t know how to “conjure bouncy” myseEEEELLF…it doesn’t matter anymore. You are at the bottom of the hole and in some cave, and hear odd chanting of some sort –you can’t really make out the words.
What do you do?
Chant along, but sing a rickroll.
Seconded
Start wavin’ your arms around and just runnin’ and runnin’ like a constipated wiener dog.
act like you know what your doing and sing along
dig
kill em all they’re dangerous
Plug my ears and sing my own song but LOUDER
start singing the hi ho song from snow white at the top of my voice and look as intimidating as possible while following the chanting
Cast A defense spell and cover my ears.
Yell
investigate
fart loudly
Pull Out Tech bow and shoot whatever making noise in Legs And Arms then cut off head
Dry myself, would be very embarrissing to be seen soiled all over
i love the way you write
Walk over and party with them
sleep
sneak over to where the chanting is and see if they’re a threat
Masturbate
do a barrel roll