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Your quest begins in the town of Relsh–the biggest Elf colony on the planet.
It’s a simple time of steel blades and stunning magic, when no two quests are similar, no encounter is too random, and pub fights spawn lifetime friendships.
As you’re standing before the Relsh Palace, the only thought that still troubles you is–what do you do?
enter the palace
wonder why this place looks like exploded green jello
enter the palace~!
I enter the place with my arrows and bow, but first try shooting the green looking mountains with pudding
I dance around singing I’m the Lord and Master by Foamy the Squirrel. Then once done with that I walk in all happy like :]
go in
sleep then go in
I go in stealthily through a back entrance
Enter Palace
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I do the safety dance… then walk in through the door, paranoid that someone was watching me
Laugh maniacally
Beg for coins.
Enter the palace
carge at the wall hoping it really is jello
burn it to the ground.
Jello castle!!! =D
Enter the gelatinous mass.
I enter this great city looking for a quest or a job…
(involving quests)
It’s a trap
Enter the city with the goal of grabbin’ spellz.
quit right here and now
enter the palace
Use stealth and enter
Enter.
SHASH THROUGH THE WALL!!!
Enter palace.
IT’S A TRAP!!!!
enter while pontificating on the probability of finding an awesome elf-pub.
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Go in.
Lick off the poo on the ground
Enter the city of relsh
go to the pub
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Enter.
Stare blankly into space until someone tells you to shove off.