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Crab people

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The chants are clear now and their source is uncovered–you face the crab people.

What do you do?

26 Suggestions for “Crab people”

  1. Techyworm says:

    Use Turn into crab person spell!

  2. Roberto fanzi says:

    what is going on here?????????:/

  3. Ronto says:

    Comunicate.

  4. someguy says:

    scorch them all with fire spell

  5. Ixcaliber says:

    Behave in an effeminate manner to convince them you aren’t a threat and hopefully they’ll let you go on your way.

  6. Checkmark says:

    Use the boil attack!

  7. HORKAK says:

    eat the selfish shellfish

  8. M!kyle says:

    wow…
    please kill em all

  9. Fronzel says:

    cast Summon Manbearpig… no im cereal!

  10. mahta says:

    grab the melted butter and pull out my dagger then yell DINNER

  11. Eric G. Mortensen says:

    Try to Communicate but if things get ugly then Cast Lightning.

  12. JrayHiMan says:

    roast them with a fireball and eat good tonight

  13. kevvinfan1 says:

    Cut the rest (since 3 is dead from arrows) then roast um and eat em

  14. Gots says:

    Take out my big ol’ pot and fill it with water, salt, and some butter. Then reason with them to enter the pot.

  15. sir rex noah says:

    boi at 45 minutes until golden brown

  16. AED473 says:

    HELL YEAH! Eat some crab legs!!!!!!

  17. Lekisha says:

    Get a pot of boiling water

  18. Dale says:

    CRAB PERSON STABBING TIME

  19. BitinPear says:

    Steam them and serve them with a side of melted butter

  20. Bugogogogoooo says:

    Use the dead fairy. Combine Dead Fairy with Lemonade. Got the Lemonady Fairy.

    Throw it like a ricochet.

  21. Noah trudel says:

    next

  22. Morwen says:

    fireball time!

  23. John-X says:

    ANNIHILATE the crabs!

  24. Layman says:

    Seeing as there’s at least 15 of them and one of me, I sneak back to the pit and climb out. I then set up camp in the woods and watch the tent to see if the person who dug the pit comes back. If they do, I throw them in and bury them.

  25. Boogy Man says:

    Time to kick some dirty red ass

  26. iTzJustice HD says:

    Fire arrows anyone ?

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