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Failure to store

Keep it to help you.

You store the fairy in your inventory.  A few seconds later it dies.  Didn’t play that 17 INT very well, did you now?

What do you do?

42 Suggestions for “Failure to store”

  1. Ronto says:

    WAlk around the place, find a thing, or a person that can tell you about this quest.

  2. GMchris says:

    The fairy supplied sufficient information about the quest.

  3. Moony says:

    Next

  4. Moony says:

    Actually, climb a tree.

  5. Pivotman99 says:

    Find a partner. A hawt one.

  6. jerqod says:

    pretend farie is alive and sell it to a sucker for cash

  7. Strongman says:

    Venture north.

  8. NoteyMan says:

    James should go look for a quest, maybe he could trade the fairy for one.

  9. Chimic says:

    give it a viking burial..

  10. Checkmark says:

    Cry over it and head south. Avoid rednecks.

  11. HORKAK says:

    eat eat and kill bob fm 103.5′s evil twin ;)

  12. Nowvax says:

    eat the fiary.

  13. Strokend says:

    I’d say bury it. It might have been a crime to kill a fairy like that…

  14. justin says:

    keep the dead fairy and sell it on ebay , make millons off the conspiray of ” FAIRYS “

  15. Input says:

    Throw it away

  16. rt says:

    sell it for loads

  17. M!kyle says:

    my plan still stands
    tell em its a rare norwegian flashlight, they’ll buy it

  18. Fronzel says:

    Skull F… no… I promised my parole officer I would never do that ever again. Make a nice pair of shoes out of said dead fairy

  19. mahta says:

    1. continue killing animals and looting their corpses
    2. fin a store
    3. sell the fairy corpse and other loot
    5a. get better equipment/supplies
    5b. if no better stuff is sold save the money for training

  20. TJ says:

    Sell the fairy

  21. bobafett says:

    eat fairy

  22. JrayHiMan says:

    bring it back 2 life wit majic toast!

  23. kevvinfan1 says:

    ummmmmmmm oops throw faiy away and keep mapping

  24. Gots says:

    Stuff the fairy for hugging later

  25. Rask Shieldbreaker says:

    Clap to bring it back to life.

  26. Lekisha says:

    Wondering why I stored it in the first place!

  27. Dale says:

    walk away from the dead corpse

  28. Cassandra says:

    leave it, and good riddance, then wander around searching for monsters to fight so I can raise my level

  29. BitinPear says:

    Wonder why I stored it

  30. T3rmn8r says:

    beat the bag with a stick, then pull the fairy out and light it on fire…THEN, when you’re sure it has fully cooked through, sprinkle a little spices on it here…BAM!… and there…BAM! BAM!… then, let it sit for a while, and enjoy eating the spawn of all that is evil… known as Navi…hmm, Navi, Na’vi…blue…

  31. Bugogogogoooo says:

    Find a Revive Pudding and feed the fairy

  32. geeder1234 says:

    have sex with it

  33. Jordan says:

    fishpaste

  34. SushiJaguar says:

    Go find some paper, some kind of writing tool and start making crude maps like the 17 Int dude you are.

  35. reccon says:

    search for an experienced healer

  36. Morwen says:

    continue with mapping

  37. John-X says:

    Let it ROT!

  38. James the sevvvventh says:

    TOO MUCH TEXT

  39. Layman says:

    Keep the body in case it can be of further use and go back to the pub to enlist help with mapping the continent.

  40. Boogy Man says:

    Wait for 10 years while watching the fairy with my eyes. Eye’m so patient.

  41. iTzJustice HD says:

    i ate it… next o.o

  42. Ammika says:

    Attempt to use INT stat to figure out what would be the most easilly found reviver item or area [hopefully an all-powerful inn] and head there to bring your fairy back to the living. Then, slave labor.

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