Pay your respects peacefully and leave.
You are unfamiliar with this person, and it appears that he won’t be born for another 400 years. So you just move to the lobby gate, knock on the door, and meet eyes with the palace guard. He mumbles “State your business, elf!” Thinking about it now, you are not certain what your business might be.
What do you do?
State politely to the guard “I am in need of a quest”
Inquire about that training stuff. You don’t want another close call like that crab people fiasco.
Give dead fairy as bribe if you are not allowed in.
Inquire about that training stuff. You don’t want another close call like that crab people fiasco.
Say you were just about to leave, or pretend to be a beggar.
Tell the guard you’re looking for a horse of a different color.
say fuck you break down door and kill everyone inside
Ask the guard why he is in your house.
i need to go in
Tell the guard that you are there to party. Then proceed to do so.
blast him away with my elvish magic
Tell the guard you want to wander around aimlessly opening any unguarded boxes and talking to everyone for no apparent reason.
bang on the door with my staff and yell,”We both know that I need to got through, so let me by, idiot!”.
tell the guard im here for the king
say HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME. I want to see the king immeaditily. I am looking for a unicorn :3
State that you are royalty only to be hunted down later bytheimperial gaurds…
Tell the gaurd “Im here to challege you”
HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT I AM THE KINGS SON
give him a cookie.
Liquify the door and levitate through the room like Chris Angel. And laugh when the gaurd falls because of the wet floor..
Lie by stating that you are there for the job opening.
Mumble something under your breath and give the guard your madman look.
Poke the guard in the eyes through the opening with your fingers.
Tell him that you were already inside and left your coat.
tell him you got to piss and your toilets got a nasty clog then when he lets you in plant remote explosives and get the crap out tell press this button walk away and what for the big bang
What “elf” do you speak of, I’m clearly a human ranger! (then give him the madman look.)
Im here to meet “the Leader” and tell him the secert word.
I….Am Your Father!! Mwahahahahaha!!…..now….let me in…
go to the nearest town and buy a cheesburga and come back and say that you have a cheesburga for the king and when you are inside give the king the cheesburga secretly while no one is watching and beat the shit outta the king while he has only taken a bite outta it then eat the rest and escape the castle.
burn down door then burn the guard
Lick the door and claim it as my own as it is the custom of my people so he is forced to open the door. And if that doesnt work, moon the guy and run
say that you have urgent news for the ruler and if it is not delivered then all of the living creatures on land, air and water will surely perish
a quest
i did this already and i cut down everything and everybody with my ultimate equipment
summon zombies
I am here to look for work
Moon him.
Say I need the bathroom
‘I am here searching for a quest….I think….’
I WILL KILL YOU NOT!
Ask if there is work that I can do in exchange for money.
Argue with him