Relsh palace lobby

Enter Relsh Palace and look around.

Upon entering the crystal palace, you see a secretary busy writing something.  Everything is clean and shiny; not like your house at all.  A guard is standing next to a short-range teleporter (sort of like a magical elevator).  The center of the lobby is illuminated by an odd, yet beautiful glowing orb.  There is also a bathroom nearby.

What do you do?

49 Suggestions for “Relsh palace lobby”

  1. Pivotman99 says:

    Wonder around. Go to the portal.

  2. Ixcaliber says:

    Steal the beautiful glowing orb.

  3. Aidan says:

    Ask the secretary where you could find an available mage master to train you.

  4. Moony says:

    Talk to the secretary.

  5. Techyworm says:

    Flirt with the secretery

  6. HORKAK says:

    blow up

  7. Scipio says:

    Flirt with secretary

  8. Scipio says:

    Use bathroom

  9. Scipio says:

    use teleporter

  10. Scipio says:

    Go to portal

  11. Strokend says:

    Ask secretary where to find Naturalist trainer (if I hadn’t found on in town). Or, where to find a quest.

  12. justin says:

    ask the secretary wheres the bathroom , then when she tells you , tell her your crippled nd cannot zip down your pants , thus makin her zip down your pants , afterwards gain 50exp 3500 gp . go to the portal , next

  13. Input says:

    Ask the guard where the teleporter brings you and then use it

  14. rt says:

    use the spell invisibility and sneak up to the secutary and shout boo

  15. Zygaroth says:

    Inspect glowing orb.

  16. tom says:

    go to the bathroom

  17. M!kyle says:

    kill the guard kidnap secetery

  18. Fronzel says:

    Head to the bathroom before remembering I already relieved myself… wipe a tear from my eye… then lick the orb of shiny goodness.

  19. mahta says:

    1. go talk to the secretary
    2. beat him to a pulp for insulting my low int
    3. joke with the guard about the annoying deewb
    4. sucker punch him while he’s laughing, 1 hit KO, woot!
    5. take the shiny orb
    6. jump in the teleporter

  20. Tomislav005 says:

    Go to the bathroom and make a huge flood! :D

  21. Eric G. Mortensen says:

    Talk to the people To learn of quests and then do said quests if easy/hard enough

  22. Zeta says:

    Kill the guard.

  23. Gamma says:

    AIM FOR A HEADSHOT

  24. Zyro says:

    Throws empty potion flask on the ground

  25. TJ says:

    Go into Bathroom And Cause a Flood

  26. TJ says:

    Ask the guard about the tele and jump in

  27. bobafett says:

    enter bathroom

  28. JrayHiMan says:

    flirt with secratary then use portal

  29. kevvinfan1 says:

    Taunt guard from door way then kill him and kill secratary get orb and go through telaportor

  30. Gots says:

    Tell the orb that I’m really a Troll

  31. Rask Shieldbreaker says:

    Ask the Guard for directions.

  32. Teeklore says:

    Talk to the secretary.

  33. noah says:

    kll gaurd take orb go in portal

  34. Zero says:

    ask the secretary for someone that can train me

  35. AED473 says:

    Kill the guard, steal the orb then go though the teleporter

  36. rager says:

    talk to the secretary

  37. Black hawk says:

    talk to the gaurd

  38. Xyne says:

    go drop a d-bomb, and then get to the quickest way out of booger-ville. Oh, and tell the secretary shes doing a great job..gotta stay classy

  39. zammy the best says:

    go to the secretary and punch her.
    go to the guard and say jokes.
    then when he laugh, hit him.
    take the orb and run away into the telepote

  40. mik says:

    Wonder around. Go to the portal.

  41. Lekisha says:

    First I attempt to run to the bathroom but on the first try I end up slipping and falling so I get back up and walk to the bathroom watching the floor for any surprise cracks. Then after all that I talk to the secretary asking why the guard is such a creeper.

  42. Jocelyn says:

    use the teleporter

  43. sdbg says:

    use toilet, then come out whith pants down asking for more toilet paper :D

  44. Dale says:

    flirt with secratery and go to telaporter

  45. someone says:

    Use hand held portal device, you dont need a big one

  46. Cassandra says:

    I try to find out where to find a ninja master from the secratery without letting her know that that is what I want to know. There’s no way I’m letting people have any idea what I’m doing!

  47. BitinPear says:

    Use the bathroom

  48. T3rmn8r says:

    Pick up the orb, walk off to the bathroom, stick it in a toilet, flush, then do a barrel roll into the teleporter

  49. Daemon says:

    BOSS FIGHT!

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