Enter Relsh Palace and look around.
Upon entering the crystal palace, you see a secretary busy writing something. Everything is clean and shiny; not like your house at all. A guard is standing next to a short-range teleporter (sort of like a magical elevator). The center of the lobby is illuminated by an odd, yet beautiful glowing orb. There is also a bathroom nearby.
What do you do?
Wonder around. Go to the portal.
Steal the beautiful glowing orb.
Ask the secretary where you could find an available mage master to train you.
Talk to the secretary.
Flirt with the secretery
blow up
Flirt with secretary
Use bathroom
use teleporter
Go to portal
Ask secretary where to find Naturalist trainer (if I hadn’t found on in town). Or, where to find a quest.
ask the secretary wheres the bathroom , then when she tells you , tell her your crippled nd cannot zip down your pants , thus makin her zip down your pants , afterwards gain 50exp 3500 gp . go to the portal , next
Ask the guard where the teleporter brings you and then use it
use the spell invisibility and sneak up to the secutary and shout boo
Inspect glowing orb.
go to the bathroom
kill the guard kidnap secetery
Head to the bathroom before remembering I already relieved myself… wipe a tear from my eye… then lick the orb of shiny goodness.
1. go talk to the secretary
2. beat him to a pulp for insulting my low int
3. joke with the guard about the annoying deewb
4. sucker punch him while he’s laughing, 1 hit KO, woot!
5. take the shiny orb
6. jump in the teleporter
Go to the bathroom and make a huge flood!
Talk to the people To learn of quests and then do said quests if easy/hard enough
Kill the guard.
AIM FOR A HEADSHOT
Throws empty potion flask on the ground
Go into Bathroom And Cause a Flood
Ask the guard about the tele and jump in
enter bathroom
flirt with secratary then use portal
Taunt guard from door way then kill him and kill secratary get orb and go through telaportor
Tell the orb that I’m really a Troll
Ask the Guard for directions.
Talk to the secretary.
kll gaurd take orb go in portal
ask the secretary for someone that can train me
Kill the guard, steal the orb then go though the teleporter
talk to the secretary
talk to the gaurd
go drop a d-bomb, and then get to the quickest way out of booger-ville. Oh, and tell the secretary shes doing a great job..gotta stay classy
go to the secretary and punch her.
go to the guard and say jokes.
then when he laugh, hit him.
take the orb and run away into the telepote
Wonder around. Go to the portal.
First I attempt to run to the bathroom but on the first try I end up slipping and falling so I get back up and walk to the bathroom watching the floor for any surprise cracks. Then after all that I talk to the secretary asking why the guard is such a creeper.
use the teleporter
use toilet, then come out whith pants down asking for more toilet paper
flirt with secratery and go to telaporter
Use hand held portal device, you dont need a big one
I try to find out where to find a ninja master from the secratery without letting her know that that is what I want to know. There’s no way I’m letting people have any idea what I’m doing!
Use the bathroom
Pick up the orb, walk off to the bathroom, stick it in a toilet, flush, then do a barrel roll into the teleporter
BOSS FIGHT!