Get a move on already!
You walk right into the “Great Union” hall: since there are five main races on Bandelin, it was hard to appoint one ruler for it’s capital city. The next best thing was to appoint an ambassador from each race to represent their interests. This does not bother you as much as the fact that there isn’t any obvious way out of the hall.
What do you do?
* take a seat *
Walk up to the undead ambassador and give her you dead fairy.
look around to ascertain what the 5 races are.
Give the Ambassador your madman look and say “Union? THIS IS ELVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” And use incinerate.
Quickly cast Invisibility, and run. After all, when the REAL Elven ambassador comes, you will be in serious trouble.
Give the ambassador a piece of you!!
Burst under all the pressure, start crying and tell the truth.
Make that weep like a little girl.
Scream at the top of your lungs THIS IS CAKETOWN
Next.
Play along with your back story and gain leverage.
sit down
piss on pillar
take my seat
scream and fall into a little ball on the floor muttering about burnt crabs
remain calm
Give undead dead fairy then kill all but undead (he likes u because of gift)
is that RAY?
Give the dead fairy to the undead ambassador
use megaman glove, PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
the situation is still playing out. keep going with it.
MURDER!
Tell them that I am not the ambassador and have no idea what lead them to that conclusion. I then offer my services as an adventurer in exchange for gold.
Tell them you gotta go to the toilet and run away