State that you are royalty only to be hunted down later by the imperial gaurds…
While fully aware of the fact that you’re going to get in trouble for this lie, you declare that you hold royal status. The troll guard quickly apologizes, and assumes that you’re the elven ambassador that they’ve been expecting.
What do you do?
What’s up with his health on the stats screen? It shows 43/250 hp, but the red bar on the top is 3/4th full.
The 43/250 is his XP, experience points. Not his health.
Apear before the ruler as if you were the ambassador
Demand something to eat, as your probably starving to death. Also, go to the bathroom.
Notice strange bar above you.
Realize you don’t want to explore the palace and make your way to the nearest inn.
Demand to be escorted to the jail or prison or dungeon or whatever and pick a few people as bodyguards or companions.
take a look at the gaurd’s hotdog, declaring you’re someone of the food health inspection.
beat the troll with your wand to death and take all his money (if he has any) and leave the palace and live in a far away town
Eat him for not letting u pass
say you got mugged and you need some money.
roll on the floor like a dog
go to the armory and get new stuff
find a room with fancy clothes and hats and jewelry and change into a disguise
next
Eat then kill the rest cause he dead already
take guns in case
Giggle on the inside then look at the troll. “Where is my trumpets?! My Grand Entrence is not complete! You guys say you were going to be expecting me? I should tell your boss!”, I yell at the troll while pointing around the room
Use the bafroom