Get a quest. Once you have one, take them and run.
After mentioning your need for a quest, the secretary reads elven magic to activate the teleporter. Suddenly the symbol at the base starts glowing and the two streams form a big opening. It’s all quite spectacular and you head towards the light. You also decide not to lay hands on the poor woman’s bewbs; they look so fragile, and you wouldn’t want to disform them.
What do you do?
Go through the portal.
Explore that vagina shaped portal, which is actually a time portal to go back in time and save your parents from certain doom and making sure you don’t dissapear.
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I think I’ll second NoteyMan.
Collect the Bewbs and go through portal.
Portal-Jelly Butter Time!
That is actually a DNA analizer from the future.. touch it and watch your ancestor tree and then ask the thingy if it can give you any quest..
Next.
go though the portal
NEXT. I can’t think of anything worthwhile
climb into the clitoris portal , nd embark on your next quest
Destroy the teleporter
next
go through the teleporter which is actually a time portal to the time of adam n eve mate and forever change the earth
I like Bewbs
Talk about training in a subclass
Throw a sandwich into the portal to see if it comes back then go in
go in
hurl myself through portal
go thru
Ready My sword then jump through (i killed the secratary poral was already open
Caress the portal
Ready my Warhammer and stride through the Portal…
“To Battle!!”
Steal the Bewbs, fart in the woman’s face and run through the portal.
go to portal
steal the sword from the guard and run to the portal
Go through the portal
take the bewbs and run
Go through the portal.
Kiss the Bewbs goodbye and go through the portal
flirt wih secratery and run in
palm my knives from where they’re hidden in my long shirt sleeves and slip through the portal when no one is looking
Go through portal
Bring the secretary with me, where we will raise a farm and build two great children, who we will force to become evil necromancers…sorry, switch the words children and necromancers
Get a dual vulcan and destroy the core of the teleporter!
have sex with the secretary and do it for three hours then gothrough the portal naked
fishpaste
We’re approaching the portal, so EPIC DIVE THROUGH
calmly walks through portal, ignoring all crazy people in lobby.
GO THROUGH!
IT’S A TRAP!!!!
MASTYRBAET!!!!!111
Ask her where the portal leads.
I need those bewbs! Right after I go through that weird portal!
next…
Ask the woman where to buy some Bewbs of your own.