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Bard’s song

ask ray to play a song for everyone

At the very mention of music, Ray hops on the table, gets his banjo-like guitar, and sings an adventuring tune.  It isn’t an enjoyable experience for anyone.

What do you do?

24 Suggestions for “Bard’s song”

  1. Take the banjo, and bash it over her head. Now.

  2. GMchris says:

    Please specify “her” as there are currently two female characters around you.

  3. Jimmy Joe says:

    I smack him across the face and tell him to get a life other than the banjo.

  4. Ixcaliber says:

    Steal Ray’s banjo and show them how it should be done.

  5. Steal Ray’s banjo and smash it over her head. Or do a rickroll on the guitar.

  6. Allblack456 says:

    Falcon Punch the banjo

  7. Carlan says:

    Bust out your Elven beat-boxing skills and out-perform the bastard.

  8. Ronto says:

    Run away.

  9. Jenn the Hen says:

    Cast Incinerate on the guitar

  10. The man says:

    Sing Harmony for the song

  11. HORKAK says:

    take a knife & kill the banjo then kill the guy /w shards

  12. Nowvax says:

    Take the bango

  13. M!kyle says:

    eat banjo

  14. mahta says:

    tell Krinn that ray actually just insulted the entire race of undead by saying they where so beneath the other races as to be walked upon and let her rip him apart. That’ll teach him to sing horribly

  15. HORKAK says:

    where at an inn now

  16. Shadowbogart says:

    wait for it to end

  17. kevvinfan1 says:

    NEXt

  18. sir rex noah says:

    cry

  19. BitinPear says:

    Drink the blood

  20. Bugogogogoooo says:

    Bleed

  21. Morwen says:

    BRAKE THE LUTE!!!!BRAKE IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. John-X says:

    MURDER RAY WITH STAFF!

  23. Layman says:

    Politely wait for him to finish.

  24. Boogy Man says:

    Wipe off the blood on the cleric’s eye

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