Explore and try to find a city.
No cities nearby, but you spot the entrance of a dungeon. There seems to be an info note by its door…umm, hole, a skull on a stick and a crate conveniently labeled “Torches”. Not that you would know; you’re still far from the dungeon itself. But seeing as it’s a dungeon, you just assume that such a setup would be present.
What do you do?
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walk up to the door and read the note
read the note and hand out some torches
Torches are for pussies, defeat the darkness with your magical elf eyes. Reading is also for pussies so leave the note alone and head straight to the dungeon. But pilfer the skull, if you need, like, spare one or something. Dunno.
Go in with that blue chick lady who keeps changing levels and telling you what to do, then blow out the torch.
Run into the dungeon and rape Jane.
Ask Jane to resurrect that head on the pole. If she can’t, tell her shes a wimp.
go to the dungen entrance and grab the staff of doom [the pole with a skull on it]
Ignore the dungeon and proceed.
Throw a holy hand grenade in the dungeon.
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go in it
Consult with party to see if they want to go in the dungion, or if they know where that particular dungion is on the map so you can record it.
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Throw a rock to see if it is fake
check it out.
Take the torches and read the note.