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The orcs

Carry on your adventure and battle a monster to see if the book helped.

Nope.  Not that it was meant to boost your combat capabilities in the first place, but now you can be certain.

What do you do?

20 Suggestions for “The orcs”

  1. Uoteau says:

    The orc does critical damage and you lose your consciousness.

  2. Strongman says:

    Cast incinerate on the orc.

    Bask in the warmth.

  3. Mudkipz says:

    Cast liquify on the monster, and add the liquid to the “HP Potion.”

  4. HORKAK says:

    incinerate then ad to HP potion now + HP potion

  5. Ixcaliber says:

    Tell Jane to stop messing around with that green fist on a stick.

  6. bitpik says:

    Ask jane how to train your power of magic.

  7. bitpik says:

    Ask Krinn where the newbie field is

  8. Techyworm says:

    Falcon punch that bitch!

  9. Fitzy says:

    Retreat behind the party and cry in the fetal position.

  10. Wolfears2 says:

    Cast Inferno to unleash your wrathful vengeance.

  11. Loof says:

    Liquify the orc. (I will try to turn this into a meme)

  12. The man says:

    Get healed up and attack the single orc as a party. If possible leave him alive for questioning, but killing is always good if not.

  13. kyynis says:

    Definitely with Mudkipz on this one.

  14. Random Potatoe says:

    Challenge him to a dance off!

  15. Simon says:

    Collect own blood for potion.

  16. sir rex noah says:

    hump

  17. Bugogogogoooo says:

    Use Transform

  18. Morwen says:

    just incinerate him

  19. John-X says:

    ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCS!

  20. Layman says:

    Cast incinerate.

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