Reach the end of this psychedelic rift in space and time.
You arrive on an unknown land. The earth is black and crude and the sky stays hidden behind some sort of gas. Krinn and the dwarf , now known as Techy, start a friendly duel while they discuss the current situation. Due to the unknown location of this back-land, you’re unable to map it.
What do you do?
Err… Krinn looks like she is pulling Techy’s shirt off… You should go help Techy out…
Go exploring while singing the most annoying song in the world so your companions will know where you are while you are gone. And the most annoying song is: “Never gonna give you up” by Rick Astley!
Crush dead fairy between two rocks, add ash. Use this conction as glue to put Yhcet’s/Techy’s moustache back on.
Help techy! we CANNOT let this man die!
Put on facial hair and pose as a half elf/half dwarf
Jump on krinn and save your old friend! P.S. How come he didn’t die when he was on the ocean.
Freak out.
Why would he die? He had a rowboat.
claim techy is your brother
Yell “Rape! Rape!
kill noth people.. i needc the exp
is this golgatha
save the fake dwarf never know when we might need “bait” or a “distraction” for killer enemies
look for a assain
Crush dead fairy between two rocks,add ash. Use this concoction as glue to put Yhcet/Techy’s moustache back on.
Look for a Oven to bake pie
fall to knees screaming at the sky
CLAIM TECHY IS YOUR LONG-LOST BROTHER!
Tell them how stupid it is that “standard protocol” would be to teleport ambassadors to the middle of nowhere instead of a secure facility where they can weed the fake out. Halfway through my rant I remember that I’m the phony, so I sort of trail off and mumble.
stop teh duel