Get yo clothes on fool!
Some sort of insane pirate appears and makes you put your clothes back on. Who keeps opening these portals anyway?
What do you do?
See what the rest of your party is doing.
Next.
Follow the portal. You need to know. Jay and the others got boring anyway.
you decide to go to the secret cave past the orc camp to search for some items and maybe fight some monsters
help your party
Punch the insane pirate.
Look into the portal to check for other A-Team members.
Give the man some milk drugged with the “HP powder”.
Steal his beard to increase your facial hair collection!
check for traps!
I second Techyworm’s suggestion. One can never be too careful.
Pity the fool, and then jump through the portal.
Cut the guys head off
next
ATTACK PIRATE!
Attack orcs
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See what the rest of your party is doing.
Next.
Follow the portal. You need to know. Jay and the others got boring anyway.
you decide to go to the secret cave past the orc camp to search for some items and maybe fight some monsters
help your party
Punch the insane pirate.
Look into the portal to check for other A-Team members.
Give the man some milk drugged with the “HP powder”.
Steal his beard to increase your facial hair collection!
check for traps!
I second Techyworm’s suggestion. One can never be too careful.
Pity the fool, and then jump through the portal.
Cut the guys head off
next
ATTACK PIRATE!
Attack orcs