Did your husband drop any good loot?
How does shutting up sound? Undead can still feel anger, and you could swear that her eyes are starting to glow red.
What do you do?
Did your husband drop any good loot?
How does shutting up sound? Undead can still feel anger, and you could swear that her eyes are starting to glow red.
What do you do?
Shut up and beg on my knees for mercy
So, that’s a no?
Hahahhahahhaha XD Epic win
ontopic: slap her, and say she was possesed.
say: no srsly did he drop anything?
then get punchen and knocked off by her
Cast “Sex change” and profit from that INT boost to amend situation.
Say: “What am I saying?! Of course it was good loot, go on.”
i second boozeaddict (well at least his first comment what happens next is up to you guys since we can only control the main character)
Use your excusemaking powers and tell her that you meant the orcs.
Pee your pants… Again.
Say: uh…that must have been a ghoul!
Slap her and LEVEL UP!
Make a coolface
Silently ponder whether clerics can deal great amounts of physical damage.
Squeeze her bewbs.
Zombie!
say “yah im not interested in your story anyway, it is lame, your lame, and i hope you die again”
Or… Claim you meant the wedding presents. “You DID get to keep the presents, right?”
Splash her with holy water, it’s obvious she’s possessed…If there is no Holy Water, USE KOOL AID!
Beg for mercy.
That 19 INT going to good work, I tell you.
Let her continue her story.
Use sex change then slap her.
Cast sex change on jane and then punch them on the shoulder and then cast sex change to changer him back to a her. Punching a guy on the shoulder is like 6 months of therapy.
Quick, look away!
Get a pencil and add a couple of zeros to your level making it level 200.
… why do you even have the spell sex change…mmm i wander what it dose… cast it on jain to find out.
Ignore what I said earlier, I second Necoo.
ask her to continue as if you didnt say anything and as if you didnt see her evil eyes..
say continue gov’ner
Punch the creator of this site in the face for making sex change an option. Now all of the commenters have NO ORIGINALITY.
i just noticed something… i misspelled jane on my earlier suggestion…. all well…
Start having a ROFL storm and hope she will stop staring angrily at you.
run away shrieking while she chases you and your intoxicated party members dance on a table
So, uh, *shifty eyes* I-I’m guessing you weren’t a cleric at the t-time, then.
run away from her as quickly as possible!!!
Square dance while singing your fav song (rick roll
)
So that’s why you turned into a priest? So you don’t have to be the one getting married, instead watching hapless fools get killed by orc raiding parties and then offering your services for major cash?…. That hue of red sure brings out your cheeks….
<=== I meant cleric, not priest *le sigh*
uh oh
i typed this with my middle finger
Apolagize