Act like you care about what Jane has to say, at the same time think about all the wonders of corn…
Ahh, corn. If the world has a better food, you are not familiar with it. Surely corn is the greatest discovery made and deserves your undivided attention no matter what.
What do you do?
Stop drooling like a crazy old man and listen to Jane.
Cast Vegitate on your thought bubble and eat the corn while “listening” to Jane.
throw mind corn at jane
Second Zyphro.
Add another 0, just in case, then listen to Jane.
Right as Jane is telling her story, a sumo wrestler comes in and impales Ray….
Wonder why you imaginary corn is in pixels while you are not.
I wanna here how she dies!
Are you allowed to do more than one?
Incinerate the corn and eat some popcorn while listening to Jane’s story
realize that 17 int does not mean an I.Q. of 17 and that your not completely stupid..
and then decide to stop listening to the stupid voices in your head.. and let jane continue with her story with your full attention before she summons a demon or some other crazy power she would have being a lvl 14
next!… like 3 times next lets get this story back on track
Next
Jane suddenly blanks out.
eat the remaining “hp potion,” surly it is corn. We all know purple dust-like corn is the best!
I second dreadclaw.
second Zyphro
i second myself just for the heck of it
I second Zyphro.
wipe off your drool on jane’s shirt
Next
get memorycards and oh yeah listen to her
Take the middle ground and continue flashback WHILE eating HP potion.
listen to Jane
or get in fights to level up
Sorry I meant powder.
Use your INT to memorize every excruciating detail. Because there’s at least a 90% that you WILL have to fight Jane’s evil mind-controlled superpowered zombie ex-fiance somewhere down the line, and you need to learn how the key to defeating him while it’s convenient.
…. just kill him like the orcs killed him…. even if he is revived a simple arrow to the brain and he is done…. again…
… you know we haven’t used the “next” option in a wile… bout time we do so
Next.
And on a side note, having a wisdom stat would have been good. Since it’s basically the application of intelligence. Thus, people that aren’t wise will still do stupid things, explaining a lot of James’ stupid choices. That is for those that are wondering. I’ll likely have to say it again though.
Stop thinking about random things and annoying Jane and listen.
Next
wisdom stat would be pointless plus it is to late for that… i say it is pointless because we are the ones that determine james’ actions so wisdom stat would effect absolutely nothing, and it is too late for that because this isn’t the beginning of the game… sure you are still on lv 2… and not much has taken place… but it is still too late.
next
I second Zyphro!
Ask if you will receive quest experience points from listening to this long story
Snort the “HP powder” so you’ll start thinking of magic corn. And try to listen to the story.
JUST LISTEN TO THE DAMN STORY ALREADY!!
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Destroy the corns to listen