Get a pencil and add a couple of zeros to your level making it level 200.
You hastily scribble a couple of zeroes on your level up card. You know…just in case you need to overpower Jane. Yup, those zeroes should take effect any time now…any time.
What do you do?
Shoop da whoop everyone
Change your level again. to 9001, the epic win will cause awesomeness.
Get your ass whooped by Jane, as those Zeros are going to accomplish absolutely NOTHING. D:<
for strangely hacking james gets put in jail
Cast invisibility upon you, everything you’re wearing, and everything you’re carrying.
Ask if Jane’s husband is undead too
Wonder why the lvl 10 mage staff you found in the orc camp doesn’t show up in your inventory.
Do your grove thang
Start putting in your theoretical skillpoints and ask Jane if you can get a new rulebook…the old one doesn’t seem to cover lvl 200
ray begin to sing
Go headbutt a bullet.
Sex change Time
Ask if Jane’s husband is undead too
Then use your super high INT and try to steal Jane’s gold. Then get unconscious.
Get killed by me, Jane whahahahaha
we are hero
add one more zero just in case.
Next
Ask Jane if she sucks blood or eat brains.
Casts sex change on jane so she’ll become less emotional.
wait untill something happens
… save the game… if i die i don’t want to be lv 1 again
Ask the wizard if he can train you, not for the subclass, but for exp. I’m tired of being so weak!!!
Pick a fight with JANE!
Cast liquefy on Jane’s hair
You are now level 200, some voice says. You keep on adding your skill points and opening skill/spell bags and eventually you own Jane with a PWNED spell.
Ask Jane to continue on with the story.
Challenge Jane hoping the card improves your skill
help move your intoxicated companions which is what you where doing before the flash back began
Pretend dead and pray to your Lord (who ever that might be)
Let Jane finish her story, then be sure to save after the ridiculously long cut scene.
Wonder why you haven’t seen a Black person.
“I KNOW” read this: http://what-do-you-do.net/2009/07/you-fool/
Apologize using as much CHR as possible, input Konami (Aka Contra) code and NEXT.
Unanswered questions:
Is this your original quest (to be an Ambassador)?
Because if so then Techy was a spy (false name and Mustache), if not its him or you, and theres still a Elven Ambassador out there.
Probably should have asked about quest before accepting
What was the meeting over?
Cause you know plot and all. (Could ask Jane later)
Rest of Janes story?
Who killed her and who Res’d her and why.
next
Ask why you’ve only seen imaginary portal pirate black people.
Or maybe just get back to the story.
show the card to her and explain why the lvl system is screwed up
Throw the card at Jane to make your daring escape!
Next.
seriously… save the game … you don’t want to have to mess with that fairy you killed again
Since the flashback ended, subtly change the subject back to carrying the companions to wherever Jane wanted them at.
Y’know, like, “Okay, forget your history. Lets get back to the present.”
YAY my thing was picked! ^^ I would second Necoo, but I think we should pretend to listen to jane but we should train our Hax0rz level so we can use cheat engine….ya know just in case we get bored.
*corrupted memory card DELETE*
congratulations you destroyed the game now you have to start over unless you have a back up file
Ask if you can cheer her up and before she can answer whip out your stone guiter and attempt to play a soothing melody
mmmmmmmmmmmmjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjHuh?i woke Up?
Distribute skill points