Go see what they want.
How odd, you don’t remember a zombie mob on the first floor…but then again, there might have been one and you just missed it. You don’t want to offend them without knowing their purpose–heck, even Ray seems to be greeting them with…a pointy stick. Go on, James, greet your fellow mammals; they COULD be Jane’s relatives.
What do you do?
find Jane
Toss Ray the stone guitar… It is the only way.
DUCK!
SCRIBBLE LIKE YOU’VE NEVER SCRIBBLED BEFORE! MAKE YOURSELF HAVE DARK SKIN AND WALK AROUND SLOWLY! they might think your one of them.
Zombies must have gotten past the lawn. Maybe there are some Plants around that you could use against them, either to plant to fight them back. . . Or just to throw. Everyone knows tomatoes and peas are a zombie’s weaknesses, right?
There’s no need to waste any Mana here. Just go find Jane. If the “mob” is actually friendly, Jane will let you know. If not, Jane can always cast a healing spell on the zombies, which would be good since Jane has no mana limit, being a cleric and all. That is, UNLESS the Heal Kills Zombie rule doesn’t apply in this story.
If the zombies cannot be reasoned with or killed with healing, then have James cast Incinerate on the attacking zombie mob.
Consult the Zombie Survival Guide.
Play the triangle to calm their zombie brains.
Find Jane.
learn to summon a giant shotgun. because shotguns are of course zombies natural predators.
Hold the 3 eyed skull before the zombies and say while trying to look badass “Bow before your master!”.
just sit down on the stairs we all know zombies don’t bite….. or is it the other way around… all well.. who cares
Like Deriaz said, plants are zombies’ only weakness. Cast Vegitate.
take out the jrpg blade and send them to obliveon with the almighty fury muhahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahaha
Politely greet Ray and the zombies.
I second Megamaxmax. Find Jane.
throw the stone guitar to Ray and immediately scream while running in circles with your hands covering your ears.
Ask them if they are Jane’s relatives.
Consult Jane.
Keep the stone guitar and wield it as a blunt object.
One of the few zombie weaknesses.
But yes definitely get Jane.
And perhaps cast invisibility on Ray for the meantime.
Go greet the zombies with a nice cheer and ask them if they know Jane/Maybe hit on one of the cuter zombies.
Give Ray a musical instrument. It may pacify the zombies, but reinforcements will definitely show up. To kill Ray, but reinforcements are reinforcements.
Adopt a zombie-like stance and moan. Wink at Ray.
Throw the guitar to Ray, then dance “Thriller” with the Zombies
Find Jane and have her heal the zombies so that they live and thus die.
Try one of the following:
1. Find Jane. After all, she’s a Cleric, and undead, so she can relate to these zombies.
2. Play the stone guitar using the triangle as a pick. You have never played before and are therefore even worse than Ray. This will definently kill the zombies.
3. Dance to Thriller. I’m not quite sure why though.
4. Pretend to be a zombie elf.
5. Fight them.
6. Do something stupid.
7. Yell, “IS THERE A CLERIC IN THE HOUSE?!?”
faint then wake up with zombies gone and jane gloating
Conjur the power of Chuck Norris
Another few thing that you may try:
8. Ray appears to be trying to be a composer for the zombies. Aplaud in hope that he will stop.
9. Faint.
10. Pass out torches and pitchforks. After all, it is a mob.
11. Sneak out the back way. There is always a back way in an inn.
12. Walk away from them. Zombies are way too slow to catch you, even if they outnumber you.
13. Use the HP Powder on the zombies.
14. Buy a beer from the inn and feed it to the zombies. Zombies don’t have working organs, so their livers won’t work and they will become instantly drunk.
15. Scream like a sissy girl.
16. Admire the ceiling.
17. Steal everything you can while nobody is looking.
18. Realize that you are a kleptomaniac.
19. Next.
Cast Vegitate on the zombies, for plants are always the victor in a duel between plants and zombies!
INCINERATE
Cast Light and Incinerate. They get stunned and die. Or,
NEXT
First, take into account the cake is a lie.
Next, if possible, fap. If not, see what is on their mouths
bad-drool, blood, and foam
good- pop-tart crumbs, coins, and listerine
After taking into account these factors make an illogical decision that risks both you and ray lives, like making radioactive waffles, and feeding it to them
Wonder where you put the OTHER items Techy had (in specific the undies).
Then use the pink undies to “UNDIE” all the UNDEAD. We all know negative X negative = positive, so Undead X Undie should be …Deaddie?…. Heck it’s worth a shot.
JANE, STOP THIS CRAZY THING.
Go on a spell-slinging rampage.
Ask Jane what is happening. If the zombies are aggresive then liquify them. It always worked before.
Sex change self.
Levitate on self, see how situation unfolds from safety.
hi
1st shoot them in the head then burn there bodys so the virus wont spread take shelter and dont act like one they will kill you!