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Beach party

WE’RE GOING TO THE BEACH!

That’s right, beach bums, you’ve heard correctly.  A sea town is an obvious indication to awesome water activities.  Better get ready for the waves.  Heck, even the skull key has prepared himself for the fun.

Too bad the beach is still a two-day walk away from your current location.

What do you do?

34 Suggestions for “Beach party”

  1. Cast sex change on techy so you don’t look like a dateless fool.

  2. Badgecrasher says:

    Ask if anybody could conjure any beach things (spade, bucket, you know the kinda thing), and then start marching.

  3. Ronto says:

    OMG GO ALREADY!!! >:O

  4. Fishtie says:

    Hitchhike to the beach to get there faster. You can not tell me that it’s a beach and their aren’t some hippys/surferdudes who won’t give us a ride.

  5. Koyal says:

    Is leavitate fast? Levitate everyone ASAP to the beach!
    if not…
    Yell “Beach!” and run as fast as you can until you reach the ocean or pass out from exaustion!

  6. Alexander says:

    Let’s get on with the random encounter, then!

  7. dylan says:

    you start for the beach

  8. Riaxh says:

    2 days later…

  9. Goldfly says:

    Go grind some monsters. It can’t be any more stagnant than hanging with this bunch. At least I’ll get some xp.

  10. The Man says:

    Walk in the direction of the light.

  11. chrisrrobin says:

    just draw a portal and walk through it to get to the beach

  12. pedescribe says:

    Start walking!

  13. Alpha_Wolf says:

    Question how your robe turned into a pair of swim trunks.

  14. LordofBobz says:

    Walk into a… RANDOM ENCOUNTER!!!11!1!!!1

  15. Zlith says:

    Go to the beach than pose as a party, and think of a name while your at it!

  16. Supernerd says:

    Travel until something interesting happens.

  17. JamestheElf says:

    Use a teleportation spell to get to the beach quicker. But first use it to go to the store to buy better swim suits and beach toys.

  18. Fred says:

    Solve this problem by walking for two days towards your destination.

  19. JamestheElf says:

    Ask if anyone knows a teleport spell.

  20. Parish_Farmer says:

    Cast Sex Change on your mana bar, what could possibly go wrong?

  21. Zonath says:

    Sing the 99 bottles of beer song. Don’t stop until you get to the beach.

  22. mark says:

    i second zonath

  23. Carnath says:

    i third zonath

  24. Wilpah says:

    RANDOM ENCOUNTER! DENENENENENENENEnenenenenne….

  25. Loof says:

    Poof Random encounter!

  26. Angryguy says:

    Tell skull that lime greens suits him really well

  27. Koyal says:

    I fourth Zonath, but sing about mana potions instead of beers!

  28. NEHZ says:

    Name your party “The watched” and start walking.

  29. mark says:

    question why you are the only party member with ears and imagine what the team would look like with them

  30. sir rex noah says:

    ^^l^^

  31. dude says:

    I guess I walk

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