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Defiler!

Find Techy. No matter what he is doing be shocked and appalled.

Shocking!  You, of course, inform Techy of the “zombie situation”.  Now to get the girls.

What do you do?

41 Suggestions for “Defiler!”

  1. Uoteau says:

    Explain the situation to Techy speaking at the speed of 90 miles per hour.

  2. guyman says:

    sex change techy for being a spy

  3. Yipyap33 says:

    Find the girls… RAY’S A GIRL?!

  4. Doomcat says:

    rush Techy downstairs and point at the zombies, tell him he has to (re) kill them for his sins!

  5. Koyal says:

    Go look for the girls in the female restrooms, just after casting sex change on self, after all you’re a gentleman.

  6. JamestheElf says:

    Go find the girls, but incinerate a few zombies on the way there for exp.

  7. someguy says:

    why he still has goatee on the dialog boxes?

  8. l2u1c7 says:

    find the girls and tell them that someone is waiting for them in the lobby

  9. Zen32 says:

    realize that the girls are most likely already dead.
    Remember all the great moments you had in your long and wonderfull friendship

  10. Loof says:

    Go team-kill zombies with Techy.

  11. Dreadclaw says:

    Put on blue facepaint and scream “Freedoooom” whilst slapping zombies with your staff

  12. necoo says:

    Go team-kill Techy with zombies

  13. pedescribe says:

    next

  14. Zonath says:

    Put on a tuxedo, because everyone knows you need to be well-dressed to get girls.

  15. Chimic says:

    Incinerate the zombies so you can level up already..

  16. Alfonzo says:

    find the girls, also hit your head on something and forget the spell sex change

  17. Alexander says:

    I second Alfonzo. Frankly, I’m finding difficulty mustering the words as to how much I want this to happen.

  18. person says:

    Go look for the girls in the female restrooms, just after casting sex change on self, after all you’re a gentleman,just like koyal said

  19. Mahta says:

    incinerate 4 or 5 more groups of zombies because you should get enough xp from them to lvl up
    then find Jane and tell her of your bravery in killing the zombies

  20. Strokend says:

    Ponder why you still have a goatee on the chat bubbles. Decide to, at some later time, shave off Techy’s.

  21. mark says:

    throw techy at the zombies and yell “Holly shi- i mean dear GOD techy’s being eaten alive”

  22. thisisaname says:

    Find the girls. No matter what be calm and relieved.

  23. Supernerd says:

    Look for Krinn and no matter what she is doing DONT be shocked or appalled.

  24. cjgodman says:

    Put on your cologne, and then try to impress Jane. Make her all sexy, then say you were just kidding.

  25. The Man says:

    Steal his goatee and wear it! Your chin is getting cold…

  26. Ask techy where his axe and cool hat are.

  27. Zlith says:

    Uh didn’t you tell us just now? Find the girls.

  28. Alpha_Wolf says:

    Next

  29. Wilpah says:

    Start hitting on the girls. You did just say “get the girls.”

  30. tgdda says:

    Tie your shoelace then be shocked and appalled.

  31. Flying Chuck Norris says:

    Pretend you’re a zombie and attack the girls for exp!

  32. Jack says:

    Find the girls before it’s too late!

  33. Desmond says:

    Cast petrify on Techy’s shoelaces so that you never have to see them untied again! then search the inn for the girls.

  34. Strokend says:

    Those of you suggesting trying to impress the female chars: Elves have a STRICT ‘instinct’ to NOT try and impress other races like that. Seriously, it’s coded into them so deeply it’s practically an instinct.

  35. guyman says:

    try talking to the zombies because Jane came back from that flashback pit somehow… right?

  36. Farhan says:

    Shave your speech boxes beard

  37. ds´fleiuccjhduaijjns says:

    tell techy that some sexy woman is waiting for him in the lobby

  38. Garsemor says:

    Use Techy as a club to attack the zombies.

  39. RithianShian says:

    Tell Techy to go help Ray while you go find Jane. She is undead and may be able to deal with them.

  40. sir rex noah says:

    heeelp

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