Cast levitate on the walrus statue at a 90 degree angle, so that it levitates in the direction of the port as well as off the ground. / Do a barrel roll!
As you start spinning like crazy you begin to question your own methods–this is in no way helping you reach the port.
What do you do?
I’ma go with….. NEXT.
This obviously caused a dramatic increase of speed and scoff at your lagging members, do not let them deter you from your goal with their obviously inferior mounts and their lack of abilities to amount up to the epicness of you and Wall-E( A name I chose for your mount!)
Just ask someone to give you a hard push every now and then.
Surely theres a rope around, like my comment from a while ago, just tie it to a horse and let it pull you.
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Try to imitate those fancy pictures you saw before and cast incinerate on the back of walrus. Maybe that will make you go faster!
Give techy an Eye Patch!
Stop wasting time and just push the walrus until you reach the others
Obviously, you need a sail.
we meed some wheels
Leave the walrus behind as a monument to your greatness.
Vommit from the nausea.
Tilt the walrus to a 30 degree angle, face towards the beach, and release, sending yourself flying into the ocean. Don’t worry, Jane will catch you.
Fly! Fly! Just do it! Don’t think about how the ground is probably hundreds of feet below you!
Next!
I guess you will just have to get off it and push, but that should be ok because everybody knows that elves can run for a long, long time without getting tired.
Tear a strip of your robe off and tie it to the statue as well as the killjoy’s mount then meditate on top of the walrus, desperate times call for desperate measures.
OH MY GOD! just get to the beach
I’ll say it again, NEXT.
JUST GET TO THE DAMN BEACH
Make the statue face the ground, then sit on it and use your staff like a paddle to increase your levitating speed, dont stop until you reach the beach before anyone else! (or at least before the end of times)
…. hay i just thought of something… isn’t that thing made of just a pile of stones….. what is holding it together… shouldn’t it fall apart…
tie the walrus to one of the horses
Let’s skip over these shenanigans and get to the next interesting event.
NEXT
do a rick roll