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Door-to-door adventurers

If the enemy is high level, you need to level up! search for subquests along the way.

NPC slaying isn’t a good source for experience, but you’re probably doing the world a favour…probably.

What do you do?

33 Suggestions for “Door-to-door adventurers”

  1. chrisrrobin says:

    the npc is level 5

  2. Uoteau says:

    Let the killing begin!

  3. Input says:

    The npc defeats the team and steals their horses and gold.

  4. JamestheElf says:

    Kill the hillbilly and loot his pockets.

  5. nooB says:

    cast sex change on Hillbilly_NPC

  6. JamestheElf says:

    If he is a hillbilly, then he must have a lot of pets, (cows, sheep, dogs, ect.). They won’t be able to survive without him, so put them out of their misery for experience.

  7. Angryguy says:

    Next

  8. Wilpah says:

    Congratulate Techy on his first kill.

  9. K17U says:

    Cast sexchange on the Hillbilly NPC and then ask about the undersheet exploring again, or if he’d rather give you an actual quest.

  10. HORKAK says:

    blow up

  11. Notoria says:

    After Techy kills the NPC, check if there’s anything useful on him.

  12. an alien says:

    i second Notoria

  13. Really bored says:

    Invest in hillbilly life insurance before killing. GOLD MINE!

  14. Really bored says:

    cast “grow arms” on yourself. Ask techy how he grew one himself.

  15. Supernerd says:

    Forget subquests! continue and hope monsters attack.

  16. JamestheElf says:

    Incinerate the hillbilly… and the hillbilly’s house… and the three acres nearby…

  17. Carnath says:

    search the hillbilly’s pockets after Techy kills him

  18. ModBlard says:

    Loot his dead body after techy kills him

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  20. fishsicles says:

    Kill the hillbilly, and then incinerate in the surrounding areas to burn that particular memory from your mind.

  21. Doomcat says:

    Try other places for sidequests after the Hillbilly is dead

  22. Seafoam says:

    Kill Hillbilly. Loot him. Or, more likely, K-O him and give him three scratches like a tiger’s claw.

  23. Necoo says:

    eat the dead hillbilly (what it isn’t cannibalism unless he is an elf)

  24. Gl1tch says:

    Quick! Mount Techy’s horse!

  25. mark says:

    on second thought when techy runs inside cast incinerate on the house and run to his mount

  26. mark says:

    leave techy to his work, forget about sidequests go to the super awesome beach party and kick the killjoy off her unicorn so you can get there faster

  27. Zlith says:

    Watch the epic battle of Techy and the NPC. He might be a good fighter…have we ever seen Techy fight before?

  28. John says:

    Безмолвие наступило :)

  29. ModBlard says:

    I change my mind, I second Zlith: Watch the epic battle of Techy and the NPC. He might be a good fighter…have we ever seen Techy fight before?

  30. Koyal says:

    Petrify the guy so Techy can “carve” him, then leave him there to sufer when the effect fades.

  31. Cere says:

    This page is pretty homophobic :/

  32. dude says:

    maybe I can be a prostitute

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