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Dumb luck

Ask Ray how he survived.

Figures…

What do you do?

43 Suggestions for “Dumb luck”

  1. RithianShian says:

    Make sure that the girls are alright, but forget about techy.

  2. Anthony says:

    What about the owners of the inn? Or like anybody else that was there? You just committed arson. Run from the law to Mexico.

  3. chrisrrobin says:

    the zombies break down the door

  4. Lancer873 says:

    Watch inn burn/next

  5. Nikochan says:

    cast levitate and try to see if there are other zombies in the zone

  6. Zlith says:

    ask how his eyebrow is in front of his hair.

  7. Jack says:

    Wonder why you didn’t recieve experience for incinerating the inn.

  8. Wilpah says:

    Watch in awe as the Greasy Goose burns down.

  9. JamestheElf says:

    Start a party, using the burning inn as a bonfire, to celebrate that fact that you lived!

  10. Riaxh says:

    mabeye get some experience for killing all the zombies?

  11. guyman says:

    pickpocket Rays next instrument.

  12. Ixcaliber says:

    Ray’s about to reveal what his next ridiculous instrument is. Steal his moment of glory by producing an Obsidian Accordion. There’s no way he’ll be able to top that.

  13. Gl1tch says:

    Have a team meeting.

  14. Fishtie says:

    Use Ray as an invincible super weapon against the zombies. Sit back and watch the party licked XP roll in. Oh yeah.

  15. Supernerd says:

    Why should we care about the inn? Lets just leave.

  16. ModBlard says:

    Time for the Space and Time manipulation etch a sketch and again make yourself a REAL beard for others to admire and compliment you on and to add a +11 intimidation to challenging enemies.

  17. person says:

    use your magic etch a sketch to produce a giant sword to kill zombies,but drop it on your foot due to weak strength and lose 99% of hp aka the mysterious red bar

  18. K17U says:

    Ask Ray how he managed to survive up to lvl 21.

  19. Doomcat says:

    next please :D

  20. pwnerowner says:

    i second person

  21. necoo says:

    throw ray back into the burning inn

  22. CJGodman says:

    Wonder where techy’s goatee went. Explain the mysterious case of the dissapearing goatees to everyone, then blame Ray.

  23. Fitzy says:

    Resist urge to hurt Ray… for now.

  24. dylan says:

    ask why the goatees are shaved (flash back yay)

  25. Zlith says:

    name your party “The Crew.”

  26. mahta says:

    i thought we were in a cave, when did it become an inn?

    look around and see where we are exactly/locate the girls

  27. Emperor Exposition says:

    Yeah use the old RPG standard “Look” command to get a picture of your situation.
    And remember your “Check Boost” ability.

  28. Emperor Exposition says:

    Oh and when we move out I suggest south to fill in the SW corner of the map

  29. Meman says:

    Second CJgodman.

  30. STOPTHEVOICES says:

    I second Ixcaliber!

  31. Koyal says:

    Cast liquify, and then vegitate on the inns remains, to hide evidences of your crime, then move on with your party.

  32. Carnath says:

    take rays next random instrument

  33. Fred says:

    Have you burned the tavern yet?

  34. PhuxPro says:

    Take out the skull and wonder if it attracted the zombies.

  35. PhuxPro says:

    Oh, and for the inventory tab, you guys forgot to type out the three-eyed skull.

  36. mark says:

    have a team meeting, before ray can sing a song produce the skull and ask the party what to do u should reall lv up too it’s the first time you’ve done anything useful and you get NOTHING

  37. NEHZ says:

    Look if the girls are alright, rename your party ‘The crispy killers’ and start dancing.

  38. Dhawkz says:

    Hmm…you didnt ask “What do you do?”. Is there more to this? Or is this some sort of trickery?

  39. GMchris says:

    My bad :/

  40. Goldfly says:

    Ray takes offence, and you find out that even though he’s an idiot, he’s level 21 and has WAY more hitpoints than you.

  41. sir rex noah says:

    HoW DID RAY Get TO LEVEL 21 be4 james

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