Enter the nearest bar. Preferably a pirate bar. A sailor bar would also be satisfactory.
This is probably a sailor bar…probably. I mean, there’s a dwarf dressed as a sailor, but he’s pretty unbuttoned. And you don’t see any females, or female bathrooms for that matter, just the male and half-demon ones. You figure it’s an okay place to wait for the others.
What do you do?
Go to the bathroom.
Chat with Murray while you wait.
Start a conversation with a random patron, and litter it with innuendos.
cast levitate on condoR and use it to scare people.
Put up your “Dragonic Gents” poster on the wall and draw attention to it.
Wonder why did someone from explos.net is behind the bar/chat with him
I meant explosm.net
Home of Cyanide and Happiness
leave running
One word: GTFO!!!
Uhhh, wait OUTSIDE the bar for them…..*cough*…
Ask the GMs if there is any way to communicate with your party.
GET OUT OF THE BAR QUICKLY!!!!!
since it is the first bathroom uve seen in a long while you shud use it…
Check out the half-demon bathroom, you’re too curious about why they need a exclusive one.
Check to see if there are any subclass trainers around.
Walk over to the bartender and ask him if he has any socks for you.
Wait a minute, somethings not right about that bar…THERE’S NO FIRE ESCAPE! Walk out and say “Enjoy your deathtrap losers!”
Look for some bewbs.
acquire the dudes glasses
Go up to the dud with Kanye west’s glasses on and punch him in the face.
Tell the Dark Elf “You dance like a girl.”
This place is not for me. Punch the nearest guy to start a bar fight, then leave and go somewhere else. Preferably a market, because my backpack does not have any food in it, and I want to get some robes that aren’t so nooby.
Talk to the bartender about your life over a beer.
sell the picture you found next to the cave to that dwarf dressed like a sailor. gain 1 exp for good buisness.
random ecounter
LEAVE
@angryguy
thats just the way this artist draws people too, i dont think he’s meant to be from C&H
anyway on to my post:
Put murray on the condoR. make it look like a skeletal parot.. kinda..
@Caucheka Thats totally Sad Larry…
Start singing the song “Gaybar” by Electric Six.
INCINERATE!
Dubble back out of there! (after making a very wrong comment)
go to the loo
Start feeling super (thanks for asking)