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I am sailing away

Obviously, you need a sail.

Obviously!  Go now young mage, to (hopefully) nudist beaches and BEYOND!

What do you do?

31 Suggestions for “I am sailing away”

  1. an alien says:

    FIRST! Hope to find an enemy human/elf so you and your party can defeat it and then you get new clothes./Hope the wind doesn’t change./wonder where the rest of the party and Quan are.

  2. nooB says:

    are you going the right direction?

  3. autoglassmasterclass says:

    Get yo clothes on, fool!

  4. Gl1tch says:

    Go where the wind takes you.

  5. Wolfhowl44 says:

    show everyone your new style

  6. Carnath says:

    put your clothes back on put the walrus in your inventory and get moving

  7. Koyal says:

    Get some sunscreen, make sure you’re following the party trails, find some random desert monster, cast liquify on the sand and drink lots of water. Ignore these advices if you will, but trust me on the sunscreen.

  8. Dreadclaw says:

    Get some Mardi-gras beads and yell “Spring breaaak!”

  9. necoo says:

    im beginning to think this just isn’t worth it

  10. LordofBobz says:

    You begin to realize u are going the wrong way…

  11. K17U says:

    Get yo clothes on fool!

  12. mark says:

    Get yo clothes on fool!

  13. Supernerd says:

    Equip bathing suit again.

  14. Bobby says:

    i agree with supernerd

  15. Zlith says:

    Think of a name for the walrus.

  16. Fred says:

    Watch out for goblins!

  17. HORKAK says:

    put pants on

  18. ModBlard says:

    Get on with the story! This fooling around has been fun, but now it’s time… Time to get… SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. Wilpah says:

    Hope no one sees you and ride your walrus like a surfboard.

  20. Emperor Exposition says:

    Anyone else feel a breeze?
    NEXT

  21. fishsicles says:

    next

  22. Jack says:

    Onwards!

  23. tgdda says:

    Ponder why you are in the dessert now.

  24. me123 says:

    continue floati… herrrr, what ever you want to call that until you get somewhere interesting

  25. Fitzy says:

    Start saying that you’re on a boat.

  26. wierdo says:

    chippendales dance for money

  27. ray281193 says:

    Put your clothes back on and forget about the walrus statue

  28. Angryguy says:

    Cast incinerate on the staff (so you don’t spend mana) and use it as a turbo rocket to fly faster

  29. das says:

    Don’t turn around.

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