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Jane the Turtle Rider

Keep travelling until something interesting happens.

Yes, this event is fairly interesting.  You could be at the super fun beach party before nighttime.

What do you do?

39 Suggestions for “Jane the Turtle Rider”

  1. Koyal says:

    Talk to Jane and ask if she can ressurect your poor little faire that died in a tragic accident, tell her you loved it so much you kept its ashes on this via… urn, this nice little urn.

  2. GMchris says:

    I ingored that suggestion last time since the fairy is crushed and if far beyond resurruction.

  3. Dreadclaw says:

    Offer to buy the mounts, after all you DO have the greatest charisma and intelligence EVER!

  4. Uoteau says:

    Turtle riding? No siree, you prefer walking over that.

  5. Username6 says:

    Buy some turtles for later(You never know when you’ll need a good turtle)

  6. saddsa says:

    there are only gold enough to four horses and a goat and gues who gets the goat

  7. nooB says:

    Ask if you should go back to the dungeon, get some of the gold from there and use it to buy mounts, wich would make up for the time lost by going back.

  8. Shadowpig60 says:

    Buy 5 turtles sense your smart. and what happend to the fourms

  9. Buy a turtle… And request an experienced rider to show you how to ride a turtle.

  10. chrisrrobin says:

    you have enough to buy unicycles

  11. dylan says:

    gamble for the horses with techy

  12. jingle says:

    ask the skull what the password is

  13. Zlith says:

    TURTLES! Sing the “Jane is a Buzzkill Song” again.

  14. Shadowpig60 says:

    Dang thought there were 4 people now you have to buy 7 :D and or trade jane for a 8th turtle she talks to much.

  15. me123 says:

    I say buy the cheapest mount x4 and let Jane walk all the way so we can have the beach party before she gets to destination and ruin the party

  16. Koyal says:

    Awww poor fairy =|

    Use Ray to distract the mount shop employees, then cast invisibility at the 2 best mounts and condut them out calmly.

  17. an alien says:

    ooh! good one! i second Koyal. and if you decide to make them notice us, could you at least make James and Ray battle? for EXP? PLZ?

  18. K17U says:

    Bargain with the mount shop employee. Maybe you can get enough Horses if you trade the HP powder and all the instruments that you took from Ray. Alternatively, if you’re really lucky they’ll trade 4 horses for one Bard.

  19. Wilpah says:

    Bargain with the mount shop salesman. Offer the bard with the multitude of instruments if he ain’t buying.

  20. pedescribe says:

    Buy a riding dog

  21. mark says:

    Take the skull back from ray and send all of hell (ray) to the mount shop till they are on their hands and knees begging for you to take 4 horses and a chain for the killjoy and leave!

  22. mark says:

    alternatively you could tell the skull key to fork over his money

  23. Gl1tch says:

    That shop looks awfully suspicious, check it out in a ninja-like manner.

  24. me123 says:

    Now that u menshion it, I second Gl1tch for the investigation thing

  25. Fred says:

    Duh. Turtles are slow. Kill the shopkeeper, if any, and steal the fastest mounts!

  26. The Man says:

    Pay for the mounts in installments.

  27. Dreadclaw says:

    2nd suggestion:

    Ask the Mount owner which quest you could fulfill to attain some of his obviously awesome mounts!

  28. Carnath says:

    I third Gl1tch

  29. Supernerd says:

    Buy mounts for your party members and catch up later by travelling overnight.

  30. an alien says:

    i scratch my last comment.

    fourth Glitch.

  31. JamestheElf says:

    Suggest that you use your right as ambassador to commondeer any transportation vehicle in times of need. In other words, legally steal a horse.

  32. Necoo says:

    steal some horses because normal game mechanics should be more life like

  33. HORKAK says:

    um buy one

  34. Notoria says:

    Where’s the salesman? Try stealing a turtle.

  35. Input says:

    Incinerate the mount stand.

  36. Ronto says:

    SNAIL.

  37. Aldwin says:

    Say, what happend to the gold they looted in the dungeon?

  38. dude says:

    what happened to my treasure? I’ve stolen some great things, WHERE ARE THEY?

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