Put bird on shoulder, wear Murray on belt, use extra staff as a peg leg and put on an eyepatch.
Perfect Port pirate camo.
Solid Snake eat your heart out, or a Tree frog.
i thought we all agreed that killing the fairy was your greatest achievement ever… speaking of which you have yet to find out what that purple vile dose … give it to the bird
Make use of your high number of intelligence points to understant Murray just said you never did anything great, then cry all night, he’s hurting your feelings.
Add the name Murray in the skull key text box.
cast levitate on yourself and tie yourself to the condor for it to drag you to the beach
Put bird on shoulder, wear Murray on belt, use extra staff as a peg leg and put on an eyepatch.
Perfect Port pirate camo.
Solid Snake eat your heart out, or a Tree frog.
Continue to the beach.
continue to the beach
Commence the “One Man Beach Party of Awesome!”.
Arrrr!m yourself with yer staff, yer Parrot..err…condor, and shiver yer timbers down to ye ole’ port.
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How did murray teleport?
i thought we all agreed that killing the fairy was your greatest achievement ever… speaking of which you have yet to find out what that purple vile dose … give it to the bird
That’s not a condom, that’s a Loom!
Tie a piece of string to the Condors foot and giddily skip your way to the beach until something fun/interesting happens
Make use of your high number of intelligence points to understant Murray just said you never did anything great, then cry all night, he’s hurting your feelings.
Second Emperor.
Put bird in inventory and continue to beach.
Keep walking.
announce yourself ruler of the dirt to witch you are walking
Dance with my best friend Murray on a new achievement.
Dance with my best friend Murray on a new achievement.
Give Murray the birds hat.