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Lolrus

Do something incredibly random.

Ignore her, she knows nothing about art.  I mean, look at that thing!  It’s so awesome with its cuteness and fake blubber.

What do you do?

29 Suggestions for “Lolrus”

  1. Uoteau says:

    Try to take it with you.

  2. Garsemor says:

    Put it in you’re inventory and continue on you’re journey.

  3. Alexander says:

    Your inventory beckons it. Do not deny its hunger.

  4. Alfonzo says:

    agreed the statue must go into your pockets

  5. Koyal says:

    Make it point to the beach to help travelers, then cast petrify and vegitate to make it last longer and look older, then move.

  6. Carnath says:

    put it in your inventory

  7. pedescribe says:

    Tell Jane how she looks just like Quan.

  8. alkomon says:

    put it in your inventory then continue your journey/ search for sidequests on the way.

  9. dylan says:

    cast a spell to make it smaller then keep it. NEXT

  10. Gl1tch says:

    Cast levitate on it and ride it like a mechanical bull.

    Cast levitate on it and ride it while holding on to the back of a horse.

  11. fishsicles says:

    Take the statue, and find a big stone bukkit (spelling deliberate)

  12. Supernerd says:

    Ride your new mount.

  13. Bobby says:

    beg Jane to take it with you on your journey and name it Larry

  14. K17U says:

    Very well, now incinerate it.

  15. MrPieman says:

    Get jane to bring it to life

  16. Fishtie says:

    Attack that white thing on the horizon. (unless it’s one of the mounts)

  17. Dhawkz says:

    For the life of me I can’t figure out whats in the upper left hand corner.

  18. Bobby says:

    Beg Jane to let you keep the statue on your journey and name it Larry

  19. JamestheElf says:

    Offer to sell the walrus statue to Quan as a religious figure.

  20. mark says:

    Since Quan doesn’t oppen his eyes tell him the statue has godly powers and that if he buys it for 5k he will be the most godlike monk ever, and if he doesn’t have 5k well then give him a discount for being a “freind” and sell it to him for all he’s got including the clothes off his back, just give him his underwear to keep ;) after all we love former mages but we are not gay.

  21. RJ says:

    Ask Quan to join the party.

  22. Fitzy says:

    Dhawkz, the upper left hand corner is James finishing the walrus. My guess is either with stone, or paper machet.

  23. necoo says:

    yah… it looks like everyone wants to keep that statue… so you might as well just… well…. you know… put it in your inventory….and hay if it doesn’t fit there is always the next option.

  24. Angryguy says:

    Sing Killjoy, Killjoy

  25. Dreadclaw says:

    Revel in the glory that is Walrus.

  26. Input says:

    Notice that your goatee grew again.

  27. Katesterzz says:

    Draw a mustache on the item then put it in your inventory. ;D

  28. sdbg says:

    leave

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