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Not the right book

Consult the Zombie Survival Guide.

It’s a little late for this book to be useful.

What do you do?

35 Suggestions for “Not the right book”

  1. Jack says:

    Cast vegitate, we all know zombies hate plants.

  2. Tomislav005 says:

    For gawds sake run to Jane already!

  3. Emperor Exposition says:

    Incinerate the stairs, use invisibility on Ray and then find Jane.
    While riding your staff like a horse and screaming “The Zombies are coming, the Zombies are coming”.
    She is way more qualified to deal with Zombies.

  4. Mikemart says:

    Cast vegitate on your self, everyone knows zombies eat people, plants are not people..

  5. Supernerd says:

    Cast levitate to fly over zombies and exit

  6. Uoteau says:

    INCINERATE!!!

  7. Yipyap33 says:

    Play the triangle like there’s no tomorrow!

  8. BoozeAddict says:

    Find a kitten somewhere and throw it at them!

  9. nooB says:

    Vegitate the Stairs and go consult Jane, she shall Turn or Rebuke Undead.

  10. Mahta says:

    Cast vegetate on the zombies to root them and then find Jane

  11. Techyworm says:

    Cast heal.

    On everyone

  12. Doomcat says:

    give ray the triangle! he’ll save us!

  13. Chimic says:

    Tell Jane to talk to her relatives.

  14. Unconcious says:

    Roar at the zombies to scare them off.

  15. yeah says:

    Throw a kitten at them

  16. PenPen says:

    Use some really awesome CQC moves on them, as if you know any…

  17. skjdosS.K.Y. sdhdkjhs217 says:

    start acting like a zombie and they may think you are one of them, if not just start screaming like a little girl.

  18. fishsicles says:

    Get Jane, seriously. She can probably get rid of them by talking to them, or else whipping up some cleric skillz.

  19. Badgecrasher says:

    Incinerate the nearest zombie and then call for other party members for assistance. I mean, they’re not lvl 2.

  20. DorkKnight says:

    Scream like a little girl and find Jane.

  21. ChaoticBrain says:

    Cast incinerate on the zombie mob. It’s the only way you’ll survive now.

  22. LordofBobz says:

    id play the triangle… since all these “new zombies” seem to relax when music is played… o.0

  23. guyman says:

    use the levitate spell everyone’s forgotten to float over the zombies and gtfo.

  24. an alien says:

    throw the triangle or the stone guitar to Ray, then start screaming and running in circles, hoping that will confuse the zombies long enough for Ray to start playing.

  25. pedescribe says:

    Use levitate and find Jane. Oh, and make Ray invisible, while you’re there.

  26. Koyal says:

    Cast levitate on the zombies, sit back and watch while they get stuck into the ceilling.

  27. Zen32 says:

    Hug those poor misunderstood creatures.

  28. BlueRider says:

    Ponder what happened to your goatee.

  29. Necoo says:

    you know zombies are stupid right… can they even climb stairs?

  30. MrPlow says:

    Well, it’s kinda obvious, incinerate. Or cast light to make them flee

  31. Ronto says:

    HIDE under Janes skirt.

  32. Anthony says:

    Hid under a table.

  33. Nikochan says:

    cast levitate and then incinerate the zombies

  34. bvytfygfd says:

    drink with them

  35. sir rex noah says:

    disney

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