Easy, Buy one horse for 500gp.
Then tie a rope of the horse connected to a sled or something, cast levitate on it and BAM.
One horse 5 riders, one mana saving 2000gp.
Your welcome
now, let’s finally do that! cast levitate on Murray and shake it in front of the salesman saying “this can be you soon!” oh, and pray that Murray doesn’t say anything!
FL, you’re right, I clearly must have forgotten where I was posting for a second.
Clearly Turtles are the way to go.
I think Shlow is a great name, don’t you, perhaps followed by Lord Edwardington Kliskwasher?
Suggest that you use your right as ambassador to commondeer any transportation vehicle in times of need.
Arrive there with your new horses.
Easy, Buy one horse for 500gp.
Then tie a rope of the horse connected to a sled or something, cast levitate on it and BAM.
One horse 5 riders, one mana saving 2000gp.
Your welcome
Cast sex change on the clerk and then tell him/her you will turn them back for an extreme discount.
now, let’s finally do that! cast levitate on Murray and shake it in front of the salesman saying “this can be you soon!” oh, and pray that Murray doesn’t say anything!
Ride the horses.
Emperor, no. Do not use logic to solve problems here. Instead, buy turtles.
Give ray the smallest, weakest horse.
oh well, I guess we just have to stop wasting time and get going on foot…
FL, you’re right, I clearly must have forgotten where I was posting for a second.
Clearly Turtles are the way to go.
I think Shlow is a great name, don’t you, perhaps followed by Lord Edwardington Kliskwasher?
tell the salesman to give you his best rides for free or youlle unleash youre ambasador wrath
tell him if you do not get your horses within the next 5 mins he’ll be spending some quality time with the tax collectors.
Ride horses bare-back on the beach.
Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles?
Yesh plz! Let James ride Leonardo!
say that you now officially decreased the horse price to 20 gp, as a new law.
how about a GP counter to see party’s current GP level?
Next
stop wasting time and just head to the beach already
Ask if they sell donkeys. Or cheaper midget horses…
Embrace the darkness and kill everyone to steal the mounts.
DOOMCAT!!!! RAWR!!! Never say “next”, you don’t want to give the GM’s that option!
threaten to burn his ass or something