Stroll in like you own the place.
Paper pirate hat–check! Hand-drawn eyepatch–check! Parrot–sorta check! Beard–check! Fat belly–check!
Watch out, fair maidens, Cap’n Moustache Beard be here.
What daar thy dew?
Stroll in like you own the place.
Paper pirate hat–check! Hand-drawn eyepatch–check! Parrot–sorta check! Beard–check! Fat belly–check!
Watch out, fair maidens, Cap’n Moustache Beard be here.
What daar thy dew?
Enter the nearest bar. Preferably a pirate bar. A sailor bar would also be satisfactory.
HAHAHAHA
Awesome.
Agreed the bar seems like the best place for information, but lets try not to burn this one down.
Get into a drunk battle with another pirate.
You forgot to use your staff as a peg leg, fix it and claim the biggest boat at the port has yours(drawn a pirate skull on it).
Wonder why do you do such stupid things instead of something USEFUL.
Watch out for ninjas..
Draw an eye-patch on the condoR, which from now on will be named Steven.
Claim your treasure.
your freinds show up (weres walrus snifle)
Go make sure your party members didn’t beat you here.
Stare at everyone like they’re the crazy ones.
Loot and pillage!
find other party members.
Travel to the port’s market to see what’s for sale. And, if you still prefer being a pirate, then “Take a gander over to thee fine wares to spend yee well earned booty on!”
go to a bar
Murder Everyone in the port
grab a pint at the nearest bar and go towards the beach! Party time!
Not right now Gl1tch, but maybe later. Next.
Try finding any fellow pirates while strolling around town.
Ask if tharr be any booty worth the taking.