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The dwarf speaks

Take out the skull and wonder if it attracted the zombies.

I guess he doesn’t know either.  I also think this is the first time you’ve heard him speak.

What do you do?

35 Suggestions for “The dwarf speaks”

  1. Wolfhowl44 says:

    shove the skull on to the end of your staff

  2. pwnerowner says:

    use your magic etch a sketch to write what do you do like its supposed to be there /=

  3. person says:

    yep pretty forgetful of the peole in charge

  4. GMchris says:

    It though it doesn’t matter that much :P I’m glad you care enough to notice tho.

  5. pedescribe says:

    Wait for the more competent party members to find you.

  6. chrisrrobin says:

    wait a second the password is password

  7. Frogmanex says:

    Why not do something silly like ask Techy if you can borrow his cute hat, since he’s not wearing it anymore?

  8. Badgecrasher says:

    Ask Techy why he was in the meeting with a false moustache.

  9. Nikochan says:

    ask him about the pink panties

  10. dylan says:

    try password for the password

  11. Megamaxmax says:

    act like there was never an inn there and leave because someone comes

  12. Username6 says:

    Throw the skull at Techy and leave him as bait in case any other zombies come.

  13. Frogmanex says:

    Also, “drawf”?

  14. Jack says:

    Meet up with the rest of the party.

  15. Wilpah says:

    Ask Techy why he had the pink panties in the first place.

  16. Uoteau says:

    Go look for more party members.

  17. Combine staff with skull to make Skull Staff, giving a bonus to dark and undead magic.

  18. Koyal says:

    Give the skull to Ray, and tell him it houses the spirit of a great bard from the past, who wants to hear his songs.

  19. Koyal says:

    Also, when Rays sings, could you make him sing a sentence the Brazilian National Anthem in one of baloons, in honor to its Independence Day (today). It would please all your readers from Brazil, all two. =D

  20. Supernerd says:

    Ask the skull if the password is “brains”

  21. TJ says:

    Combine Staff with Skull

  22. NEHZ says:

    Challange ray to guess the password.

  23. guyman says:

    ask techy why he isn’t ytech anymore.

  24. JamestheElf says:

    Find a dictionary and begin guessing every word in the english language… and the elvin language… and the dwarf language…

  25. Fred says:

    You obviously are angry. You should keep it up until someone kisses you.

  26. JamestheElf says:

    Take a day off. It’s labor day!

  27. an alien says:

    Koyal, you mean THREE.

    try using the HP potion on the skull. maybe it can make it say the password.

  28. Gl1tch says:

    Travel Northward.

  29. Riaxh says:

    challenge the skull to a game of riddles.

    if it loses it has to reveal the password.

  30. K17U says:

    Ask him how he got the skull in the first place.

  31. mahta says:

    go take a break and party since it’s a holiday

  32. Dirk Karavalenge says:

    Ask Techy how he lost his goatee and then got it back

  33. HORKAK says:

    i like pie

  34. sir rex noah says:

    me 2

  35. Vozw says:

    Er, the URL is misspelled, so when you click on the archive link it gives a 404.

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