Petrify yourself, so your ears wont hurt and you wont get into the boat in time, then Jane will have to wait until tomorrow for the next one. Perfect plan, let enjoy our day off on the beach!
Dress up as a pirate again and act like you’re Captain James The Furious, former Ambassador, slayer of Dairen, savior of a magical forest from a wicked fairy etc.
Do something random to make Jane let go of your ear
Jump overboard!!!
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Once you’re on the boat, yank Ray’s ear just to get some satisfying, misplaced revenge.
Hit Jane. Don’t worry, you just can’t hit girls. Jane isn’t a girl.
Also, your new staff needs bewbs before it can use powerful spells. Perhaps insert orange bewbs to make Incinerate stronger?
I second ChaoticBrain.
what about breakfest???
Once on the ship, ask Jane where you’re headed.
Incinerate!
(by that I mean ‘the ship’)
be sea-sick on purpose for the entire trip
Petrify yourself, so your ears wont hurt and you wont get into the boat in time, then Jane will have to wait until tomorrow for the next one. Perfect plan, let enjoy our day off on the beach!
Ask Jane if you can combine her bewbs with your staff to make an AWESOME combination.
Dress up as a pirate again and act like you’re Captain James The Furious, former Ambassador, slayer of Dairen, savior of a magical forest from a wicked fairy etc.
Annoy as many sailors as you can while doing so.
Ask Jane what the skill is for.
Cast sex change on Jane to see what happens. She may let go of your ear.
Um…where are we going exactly?
COUNTUSELY SAY OW TILL SHE STOPS
Wait a minute, you can’t go aboard yet, you still have to
Get revenge on Rhode.
Or just go aboard and meet the captain
ask what the skull is for