Go SHOPPING for STUFF.
Stuff isn’t very descriptive, but this place it amazing. You smile as you gaze upon the merchandise inside “Rusty’s Shop fer Everything”. Honestly, you don’t think there’s anything you can’t find here.
What do you do?
Go SHOPPING for STUFF.
Stuff isn’t very descriptive, but this place it amazing. You smile as you gaze upon the merchandise inside “Rusty’s Shop fer Everything”. Honestly, you don’t think there’s anything you can’t find here.
What do you do?
Search for SP Potions and buy as many of them as you can.
Take the Cralk In A Box.
Ask if they have bewbs.
Buy potions that will level you up!
Inquire about mana potions.
Ask for an inventory index. NOW
Buy some glue for your fake moustache.
Take a sip of that green potion.
My compliments to the animation, but you need to SEARCH FOR SOMETHING THAT CAN SUMMON LOLRUS TO YOU, STAT! (Also, either update the quest log [it looks like they're BOTH finished] or get rid of it.)
You need something to replace your Lolrus. Search for a mount.
Look for a staff that is within your level range – You require Armament!
Hoard your gold. Hoard it ALL.
buy a cat
no get lol walrus or lolrus for short to u
See how much the extra staff you have is worth, hopefully at a magic shop.
Sell Ray’s STONE BANJO THING and STONE TRIANGLE THING. Then buy the MAGICAL WIZARD HAT.
Show the store owner your “HP powder”, and ask him to identify any magical properties it might have.
him/her*
Get techy to keel the owner. Rob the store.
Buy the hat and glasses for a funny disguise.
If theres everything in the store, buy a note with password for the skullz.
steal everything
LM-22 Anti-Tank Rocket Launcher.
Buy it.
Buy that man in the blue shirt.
i second Gl1tch but i second Shquirrels second post as well
get a animal as a partner (like cat)
Buy the funny hat and the bag, no matter what is inside, even better dont even ask or look inside, just buy it.
find the cheapest thing in the store and just buy it
Buy some parchment and ink. Upon the parchment, write the following:
This Document, Sealed Below, Is to Show That James of Bandelin, Son of an Elf, is Hereby Granted Diplomatic Immunity, and Therefore Is not Required to, Under His Will, Accept The Customs of Foreign Lands. This Applies to Any and All Customs, Including But Not Limited To, Bandit Attacks, Tax Payments, Toll Payments, Predujice, And Sacrificial or Religious Requirements. Any Complaints May Be Sent To Central Bandelin At P.O. Box 37892. James The Elf, Upon Signing This Document, Has the Right To Send Any Bills For Necessary Or Unnecessary Costs He May Find In Foreign Lands To the P.O. Box Number Listed Above. Thank You, And Good Day.
Signed, (Insert a Duke of Bandelin’s Name Here), Duke Of Bandelin
(Place Really Sloppy and Royal looking Signature Here)
Also Signed, James The Elf.
(Place Your Signiture Here)
END OF LETTER.
Now, Show this letter to the shopkeeper and anyone else who gives you trouble, and buy everything you want!
By the way, I just made up the P.O. Box above, so the bill will never come through and be blamed on the mail. If this is your P.O. Box Number, then… SORRY!
Attempt to rob the place.
Tell your party you covered everything, but you have to leave quickly, then have them and you grab everything you can and run for it.
I second JamesTheElf.
i think that i have to agree with JamesTheElf also even thought i know it wont work
I also side with JamestheElf. However
PARAGRAPHS, USE THEM
You just NEED that three-point hat on the background
That hat would make you look great and intelligent. Try it!
Buy something just as random and useful as lolrus was.
I second Caberea. We must have a new mount!
Buy some sort of melee so you aren’t useless in a fight without magic.
buy grenades