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Bag of things unliked

I think it might be time to open the bag of things unknown.

After closer examination it appears that the string was actually a yellow chain.  Looks like you won’t be opening this bag until you’ve acquired the key of things unknown.

What do you do?

35 Suggestions for “Bag of things unliked”

  1. jerenator says:

    Ok, now that’s just not fair.

  2. ChaoticBrain says:

    Aggress GMchris.

  3. ChaoticBrain says:

    Or, you know, slide the chain off of the bag.

  4. K17U says:

    Stop wasting time, levitate already, or you’ll get wet.

  5. BoozeAddict says:

    slip off lhe chain/liquify it

  6. FinalStrik3 says:

    The chain is most likely magical and so you can’t slip it off or affect it with magic.

  7. MrPlow says:

    ChaoticBrain said it.

  8. Carnath says:

    why dont we just slide the chain of the bag

  9. necoo says:

    …ok so if the chain is magical and you cant just slip it off or liquefy it… just liquefy the bag and grab the contents inside of it

  10. Zlith says:

    Cast levitate with Jane on the boat to lift it long enough to fix.

  11. Taffy says:

    Chew through the chain/gnaw a hole in the bag.

  12. Dhawkz says:

    That is sooooo dumbtarded. Didn’t we seal the bag? Additionally its a bag. We can cut it open.

  13. autoglassmasterclass says:

    Insult the store from afar for selling you bad merchandise.

  14. FinalStrik3 says:

    Call your condoR back to you with his raven-friend and have them lift your party into the air. It’s about time you earned some respect from the rest of the party, and what better way to do that than save them yourself instead of waiting for Jane to do it?

  15. dylan says:

    sit back and wait for jain to think up a plan

  16. Riaxh says:

    I second Finalstrik3′s epic escape plan.

  17. ray281193 says:

    Find a bit of wire and picklock it

  18. me123 says:

    cast levitate with jane/ slide the chain off the bag

  19. Username6 says:

    Whine to GMChris

  20. Koyal says:

    Attempt to open the bag in all the ways you can think of, violence, magic, bard singing close to it…

    (yea, just to test all the above in one single move)

    or

    Blame Jane, this must be her fault, she is too negative.

  21. necoo says:

    you do know that ray once saved you with his awesomeful music of anti-rock monster powers….
    anyway that has nothing to do with the current goal of saving yourself so….. throe ray into the water to check if it is safe

  22. necoo says:

    cause you know… it might be acid… or shark infested… that sort of thing… and ray is disposable and if you kill him you will lv up because he is on a lv so much higher than yours

  23. Fred says:

    Yeah right. Just slide the chain off.

  24. an alien says:

    slide off the chain.

  25. fishsicles says:

    Time for Plan B.

  26. MrRobert214 says:

    Don’t even try to open the bag because it would be too much of a hassle, and besides the contents might be useless anyway.

  27. Dreamstorm says:

    fishsicles’ Plan B sounds interesting…. :P

  28. Supernerd says:

    Rip open the stupid bag. Failing that just incinerate it.

  29. pilord says:

    duct tape

  30. pilord says:

    duct tape the boat back together

  31. necoo says:

    come to think of it… do you even need to remove the chain… the bag kindof looks halfway open… can’t you just stick your hand in there and pull out whatever is inside… i mean come on… it doesn’t even resemble a tightly closed bag… there is no wrinkles or anything like that in that picture…

  32. pilord says:

    ask murry to open the bag. he is a key after all.

  33. JamestheElf says:

    Look about to see if there is any land near enough to swim to.

  34. wdssd says:

    where are the rest of the crew from the boat?

  35. sdbg says:

    liquefy the chain

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