Make an oath to never look inside that bag unless it is your very last hope to save yourself or some party member.

“I, James W., swear to not open the bag coloured in brown and closed with a yellow string until its contents, whatever they may be, seem to be the only way to save my life or protect the life of one of my current party members. This group consists of myself, James the mage; Jane the cleric; Krinn the rogue; and Techy the barbarian. I am still undecided about Ray the bard, so this blood oath does not include him at the given moment.”
What do you do?





Now leave the shop. You are disturbing the other customers.
think about what the W stands for.
Open the bag NOW! Brownies must be ready by now.
LM-22 Anti-Tank Rocket Launcher.
Buy it now!
Equip your funny hat again. Then pretend to be Charlie Chaplin.
Ask Jane if she could find the exact location of the mysterious force she was tracking earlier.
Figure out why the new staff is better than your old one.
Remember to include lolrus.
I second Zlith! Also, equip the hat and go to the beach!!!
Ask the store owner if he can identify any magical properties the “hp potion” may have.
get hp & mana potions
Seconded Gl1tch on this one.
The W stands for honesty.
O and Next.
and wonder what the W is for
This is the first time James closed his eye by will.
open bag
Label the bag with a “DO NOT OPEN!” tag. You can never be too careful.
IT’s time to end this. NOW!!! GO find and kill Rhode with your new staff.
Get some cool glasses and a suit to match the hat.
Start hoping you have enough gold for mana potions. More importantly, if you dont have enough then the amount of gold you spent on the bag better not have been enough to make the difference.
Meet up with the party.
buy geek glasses put them on and clam that you are a lv 80 palidon
Go to the potions & exliris shelf and choose some, the most colorful and in cool-looking vials.
See if there’s an alchemy trainer in the town, let’s get that powder identified.
well you are starting to bleed to death because of the blood oath… time to open the bag