Sit down and enjoy Ray’s singing. Just because your uncultured elf ears are incapable of appreciating it doesn’t mean you should ruin the experience for everyone else.
Erm… first ask if the customers like it. If they don’t… cast incinerate, liquify or petrify on the… magical voice amplifier. Whatever mister the GM likes best.
do something to ray you haven’t done to him before
Either liquify the magical voice amplifier, or cast sex change on Ray, hoping this will make his voice more pleasant (or better: less unpleasant) (can’t get worse).
Steal Ray’s microphone and place it into your invetory
Petrify the mic… ah I mean the magical voice amplifier. Then get free bear from the thankful bar patrons.
Take over and start a comedy routine.
Incinerate the microphone (and ray).
Wait… I meant to write beer!
Seconded K17U.
wonder how: you put the party in danger, it has and will always be Janes fault, and how you are 132 years old and only level 2
i third K17U, but after drinking your beer, start a bar fight for experiance
go without being seen by Ray
Start a bar fight anyway. Ray could get hurt!
Give Ray the lecture that Jane gave you.
liquefy ray’s microphone
…wait isn’t rays hair still supposed to be mostly burnt off
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join ray, but sing “Viva La Vida”
Ask him if he knows where Murry and the Troll are.
Take Rays magical voice amplifier and sing a rickroll.
just…. next!
just get out of here before he sees you; maybe you can leave him here forever; everybody wins!
beat ray for stupid acts, then find kinn
Sing along. You’re a fan of 70s swedish pop music
Play along and make it an act.
Start a bar fight with Ray. You need experience.
This is your chance! Go kill the paralyzed people!
ask ray were krin is
start getting beat up
pray
Sit down and enjoy Ray’s singing. Just because your uncultured elf ears are incapable of appreciating it doesn’t mean you should ruin the experience for everyone else.
Order a bear.
I think it is best to leave before we hear the song.
Turn around. At this rate Krin is bound to be there.
Liquify Ray’s clothes, that will make him shut up.
or
Grab his ear and pull him out of there, its your revenge for when Jane did it to you, somehow it was his fault, I’m sure it was.
take the magical amplification device and sing a song about missing LOLruss
Flirt
Cast Liquify. On Ray’s microphone.
Erm… first ask if the customers like it. If they don’t… cast incinerate, liquify or petrify on the… magical voice amplifier. Whatever mister the GM likes best.
do something to ray you haven’t done to him before
Either liquify the magical voice amplifier, or cast sex change on Ray, hoping this will make his voice more pleasant (or better: less unpleasant) (can’t get worse).