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Green bacon?

What about breakfast???

There it goes…odd, you don’t remember eating that.

You’ve always hated sea travel, much more annoying than air travel.  Maybe you should invest in flying rugs sometime.

What do you do?

30 Suggestions for “Green bacon?”

  1. fishsicles says:

    Find the captain and complain about every minute detail.

  2. FinalStrik3 says:

    Ask Techy why Jane is in such a hurry.

  3. Wolfhowl44 says:

    barf on Ray then ask Murray about himself

  4. Username6 says:

    Find T-Payne and tell him your on a boat.

  5. Input says:

    Fight a sea monster with your party for experience.

  6. mark says:

    Damn boat, damn Jane why you otta……Barf on her!

  7. an alien says:

    ask about murray to the first person you see in the boat.

  8. Alexander says:

    Whine for attention.

  9. Carnath says:

    ask Jane about Murray then barf on her

  10. Zeruel says:

    Where’s your hat!!! Look for it!!!

  11. necoo says:

    go after your breakfast don’t let it sink into the sea

  12. Koyal says:

    Feed the HP Powder to the Condo[b]R[/b], hoping it will turn it into a giat bird. Cry in disappointment after.

    or

    Find rope, cast levitate on yourself and jump out of the boat.

    or

    Petrify yourself to fast forward the whole travel.

    or

    Cast vegitate on the ship until you run out of mana, to make it resemble your homeland.

  13. Gl1tch says:

    Examine other boaters.

  14. Zlith says:

    Vegitate

  15. Bob says:

    What about second breakfast???

  16. HORKAK says:

    get walrus

  17. autoglassmasterclass says:

    Look for elves.

  18. me123 says:

    ask your party about murray’s purpose

  19. ray281193 says:

    Give a very, very,very long apology and then ask Jane what she discovered about Murray

  20. JamestheElf says:

    Perform a magic show in the most crowded area of the ship for tips.

  21. Alfonzo says:

    im usualy not a fan of doing stupid things but letting t-pain know that you are on a boad seems like a VERY appropriate thing to do

  22. dylan says:

    im on a boat, im on a boat
    everybody look at me
    cause im sailing on a boat
    im on a boat im on a boat
    take a good hard look
    at the motherfucking boat

  23. dylan says:

    ask jane how long till we get there

  24. necoo says:

    go swimming

  25. necoo says:

    break a mirror for good luck

  26. necoo says:

    incinerate the ship

  27. Loof says:

    Put on your pirate disguise and try to scare the captain.

  28. necoo says:

    put on your pirate disguise and try to take over the ship

  29. BoozeAddict says:

    even better:
    put on your pirate disguise and try to take over the ship, i you succeed, sail to the beach!

  30. Angryguy says:

    Ask Jane where is the ship going/Try to see if there are more people in there

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