Search the Cargo Hold of the boat for something small to kill – you’re desire for XP must be quenched!
Nothing in plain sight, but you feel like someone is watching you.
What do you do?
Search the Cargo Hold of the boat for something small to kill – you’re desire for XP must be quenched!
Nothing in plain sight, but you feel like someone is watching you.
What do you do?
INCINERATE!!!! no, wait….
look for items
look behind you for no reason!!!
Recite supremacist doctrine admonishing the existence of moles.
Eat Your Hat
keep very, very still…
GET DOWN!!!
Back away slowly from the crates without turning your eyes out of them.
Quickly turn back while saying “Ahá” and casting light.
or
Pull Murray out of your… whatever… tell him you needed another pair of eyes.
Spin around and incinerate the crates without hesitation.
Radda radda radda radda
must resist urge to incinerate… must resist… must…
BURN!!!!!
Burn the gophers!
look behind crates for stuff to kill
loot the crates
Wear your levitating fancy hat as protection.
GM: UPDATE THE INVENTORY! You gave the stone guitar back to Ray.
well technically you dropped it on him
Notice your absence of hat.
Give up looking around the cargo hold and check to see if there are any gigantic sea monsters to kill.
incinerate everything in sight… even boxes might give you exp
Go check out other passengers on the boat.
Spread your HP powder as rodent repellent
Stop being paranoic, nothing is watching you. You’re tired, lay down and rest, close your eyes and start daydreaming about your childhood.
(come on, we know nothing about our hero, we must have a flashback!)
Turn around slowly.
Scream “I’ve had it with these mother F-ing gophers on this mother F-ing boat!”
Or search the boxes for loot.
Either way.
open the bag u got in town
Wait a minute… WHERE’S YOUR HAT?!?
These chipmunks are actually an ultra-strong secret boss, look out!
Create a hole in the ship. If Jane finds out and asks why, thell her it will add to the story plot.
Cast incinerate on the boat as punishment for the party “forgetting” to bring your walrus.
FOOD!!!
Grab a gerbal, stroak it gently, whispering gently: “you’re my only friend…”
Notice lack of T-pain while being “on a boat.”
Sorry about the storm of suggestions…
Play Whack-a-Gopher
Turn around and poke the eyes behind you trust me I know someone’s there. If that doesn’t work use PK FIRE!
Meh, bother. Go sunbathing on deck