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Look out, it has an axe!

Stop being a wussy. Bite the gophers back.

Where did that gopher get an axe from?!

What do you do?

30 Suggestions for “Look out, it has an axe!”

  1. Input says:

    This is getting ridiculous… Just call your team for help already…

  2. Angryguy says:

    Make a rage comic about this situation

  3. Username6 says:

    Now is time to use your HP Powder! Throw it into the water, maybe it will mix with the water and create a paste. The new paste substance should fix the hole.

  4. JamestheElf says:

    Cast liquify on the water and see what happens.

  5. pedescribe says:

    Cast petrify on the waterfall to plug up the hole.

  6. FinalStrik3 says:

    This situation calls for your magical floaty hat.

  7. The Man says:

    Vast vegitate on the wood around the leak. That’ll clog it.

  8. an alien says:

    get off the boat. NOW.

  9. Fred says:

    The boat is going to sink! Your only option is to cast levitate on it! Save everyone!

  10. me123 says:

    cast vegitate and/or petrify in order to clog it and take a picture of this moment so jane can see that this is Not your fault.

  11. me123 says:

    (if it fails)

  12. Zlith says:

    Use vegitate because the large amount of water will boost the plant power.

  13. K17U says:

    Maybe inform the captain and the crew of the hole?

  14. Cthulhu says:

    Petrify one of the gophers or all of them and use them to plug up the hole. Teach them not to mess the best

  15. storyplotgoeson says:

    Challenge the gopher to a one on one duel to the death.

  16. Supernerd says:

    Vegitate the gophers and the hole.

  17. Ixcaliber says:

    Drink all the water so that the boat doesn’t sink.

  18. Koyal says:

    NOW your life is in real danger, open the Bag of things unkown!

    or

    Incinerate the water!

  19. Dreamstorm says:

    Open The Bag! Hurry!

  20. supermonkey says:

    USE THE BAGGGGGGGGGG!

  21. autoglassmasterclass says:

    Quick, cover it up with your pinkie!!!

  22. necoo says:

    yah this is getting just… pathetic…. liquefy the whole ship that will end this mayhem

  23. ForeverLoading says:

    Water is no match for your fire! INCINERATE!

  24. Carnath says:

    open the bag

  25. Wolfhowl44 says:

    stuff a gopher in the hole it created. Problem Solving Skills +1

  26. guyman says:

    i wonder if gopher fur is waterproof.

  27. ray281193 says:

    Just GTFO of the cargo bay and warn everybody on the ship about the KILLER GOPHERS

  28. ChaoticBrain says:

    You won’t be able to survive running upstairs and warning the party about their impending doom unless you successfully wrest that axe from the gopher.

    Wrest that axe from the gopher.

  29. Loof says:

    Liquify the axe, and vegiate the hole(s).

  30. Cthulhu says:

    use the Hp powder to plug up the hole

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