Tell them that you’re James the Elf. An almighty Ambassador who has slain the evil Dairen, freed a magical forest from a wicked Fairy, defeated the crabpeople that were plotting to conquer Bandelin from their underground caverns, cured the central bandeline citizens from a magical caused mental desease, shuttered a dangerous rock golem into one thousand pieces, and just recently prevented an imminent Zombie apocalypse. All of them you did completely alone, so you’re absolutely no go they’d want to get in trouble with.
How rude, your story was pretty interesting.
What do you do?
Hand him Techy’s fake facial hair and hope he falls for it.
Ask them about the skull keys.
ask him what he is talking about you dont know of any such artifact
Give “It” to him. Claim the fairy powder is all that is left of the artifact after a rowdy night in the Naked Cucumber. Wink while handing it over.
Summon your party to crush this rude story hater!
Begin to pretend to Summon a great mystical deity of immense immaculate proportions to which no likes of any man has ever seen to your aid. Then throw the powder in their eyes and run for it.
Run like a little girl
Cast sex change. They won’t steal from you if you are a lady.
Deny possession of the skull.
Time for the first actual battle since this whole site was created
Aww, shucks, he must’ve had an Amulet of bullshit detection +1 or something. In that case make a run for it.
You obviously do not own a “skull key” you are here with your best HUMAN pall Murray. (Use your imagination/magic to make Murray a real person.)
Ask him what he wants the skull for. After all, you might be on the same team.
Run away, make Murray invisible and drop him somewhere before they catch you, when they ask for it again give them the stone guitar.
Strip yourself then cast invisibility on yourself thus coming behind them and since you are soft and weak just petrify them I’d rather kill them but it gives bad look since you know them by name, I mean really Murray is the closest thing you have to a best freind and they expect you to just hand it over.Yell “Bull shit Murray is a peice of crap, but for your rudeness and intollerance you are going straight to hell.”
ask them for their skull key
Cast invisibility on the skull, then claim you dont have it. Failing that cast petrify on Rhode.
Challenge them to a Xian si jue (duel to the death)
Throw your “HP Powder” on the floor to use as a distraction creating a smoke grenade effect so you can hopefully escape.
tell them you know Ju Ditsu and can triangle choak them anytime, anywhere.
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Ask them about the skull and what they would do with it? They seem like they might be good guys that think you are a bad guy or endangering the world because you might let the power out of the skull in a bad way. Don’t give them the skull though.
Ask where their level numbers went. It’s odd not to have them there.
give him the Draconic gents poster then run away screaming like a little girl for your party
Continue stalling for time.
just give him the skull and go if it is important you can get it back
lol but um run away
Inform them to bugger off, else you’ll have the gents from the Naked Cucumber assist in the buggering.
Yell “Teleport” while casting LIGHT to blind them and INVISIBLE on yourself, your clothes, and your possesions. Then pray silently that they fall for it.
Tell these fellows to look in a random direction.
Hand it over.
Begin to cry and try to explain though mean that this skull was to you most of the time, you still love him as your best friend in the world.
Question their belief that they are the heroes of this adventure, and scoff at how ridiculous such a notion would be.
Give them the stone guitar and pretend that it’s the skull. After you break off the handel and draw some eyes on it of cours.
say “ah well since i don’t know what to do with it ill destroy it hahahaha” then fruitlessly try to destroy the skull with your stone guitar
cast sex change on them