Buy the funny hat and the bag / Look for a staff that is within your level range.
First things first. You get rid of your old staff for a nifty 25 gp. Rusty extracts the bewbs and you hand him your other purchases that consist of a hat you find extremely funny and interesting because it levitates over your head (15 gp), a bag with something in it (25 gp), and a new staff (50 gp).
What do you do?
TO THE BEACH!!!
Claim your bewbs/Look for additional bewbs that could boost your magical abilities.
Also sell the staff we looted from the orcs, we still have that right?
Then find party and search for Murray.
Check what’s inside the bag!!! Please…
Open the bag to find your just reward.
Buy glue, wood scraps, blue paint, broken glass, animal fangs/horns and some metal marble. Glue it all to your staff to make it look like a epix weapon of total leetness. Some new cloths with unnecessarily large shoulder ornaments might be cool as well…
or
Write a letter to your family. (flashback time!!)
or
Buy some armor thats too heavy for you, solve the problem levitating yourself around.
Also, make an oath to never look inside that bag unless it is your very last hope to save yourself or some party member.
Look for items that can help you get your revenge on Rhode.
I said this in the last frame, so I’ll say this again because I think it is a good idea.
Buy some parchment and ink. Upon the parchment, write the following:
This Document, Sealed Below, Is to Show That James of Bandelin, Son of an Elf, is Hereby Granted Diplomatic Immunity, and Therefore Is not Required to, Under His Will, Accept The Customs of Foreign Lands. This Applies to Any and All Customs, Including But Not Limited To, Bandit Attacks, Tax Payments, Toll Payments, Predujice, And Sacrificial or Religious Requirements. Any Complaints May Be Sent To Central Bandelin At P.O. Box 37892. James The Elf, Upon Signing This Document, Has the Right To Send Any Bills For Necessary Or Unnecessary Costs He May Find In Foreign Lands To the P.O. Box Number Listed Above. Thank You, And Good Day.
Signed, (Insert a Duke of Bandelin’s Name Here), Duke Of Bandelin
(Place Really Sloppy and Royal looking Signature Here)
Also Signed, James The Elf.
(Place Your Signiture Here)
END OF LETTER.
Now, Show this letter to the shopkeeper and anyone else who gives you trouble, and buy everything you want!
On a side note, I’d like to preferably buy a map of a third of the continent, a mage hat and gloves, some magic cards, and the book “The Adventures Guide to Absulutelly Anything In the WDYD Universe”. Also buy training to lvl 3.
Obviously I can’t blame you guys since I didn’t explain it anywhere, but I’m not accepting any more long suggestions. The one I recently did was the whole joke of the panel so from now on one like suggestions max. Thank you.
open the bag
Seconded Carnath
I second Uoteau.
go meet the rest of the party outside the shop and dramatically open the bag, and whatever is in there, shout “OOH!”
Store the rest of your gp in the bag.
Then store the bag in your hat.
Then keep your hat on your head.
If possible, buy gentlemanly attire to complement the hat on days on which gentlemanly attire is needed or wanted. Store in bag which is stored in hat.
do a little dance with your “top hat and cane”
Why would you look in the bag? Keep it a surprise.
Now demand red bewbs be put in your new staff.
Stare at the salesperson until he/she gives you a discount.
Mark this town on your map
Find the nearest bank to put your money in, so you don’t get robbed.
Generously share your gold with the rest of the party
Continue on your quest.