Shake your fist menacingly at these worthy foes.
This is getting unnecessarily creepy.
What do you do?
Cast vegitate and then incinerate the whole ship.
Cast Incinerate. Because fire fixes everything.
Go for a swim.
Leave the room, take off clothes, cast invisible on self and come back and try to sneak up on them and whack em
Search for Murray
incinerate
Offer the gophers a cookie.
That’ll trick them….
cast liquify on your self.
Shake your fist menacingly even faster.
NEXT
You equip the fake mustache and floating hat. That’ll fool them!
Cast a tiny Incinerate spell on the gopher’s head. Tiny so you don’t burn yourself.
kill the one one on your shoulder
Ruh-roh rang, run and jump into techy’s arms
jump an swim to shore, you must have a beach party, when you get tired ofswimming, levitate.
Holy sheet! Your life is iminent danger, open that bag NOW!
or
Flee yelling JJJJAAAAANNNNNEEE!
Surrender, cast vegitate to create a delicous vegetable peace offering.
Liquify all the gophers you can.
Liquify yourself!
Oops, Username6 had already suggested liquifying yourself. =|
Apologize to the gophers to be on the safe side and offer to go hunt any monsters that may be threatening them.
Ask for an audience with the gopher king in a clever ruse to obtain gopheric artifacts of power!
I second all of koyal’s suggestions!
Have a staring contest with the gophers.
This strangely reminds me of those zombies.
stop goofing around and INCINERATE INCINERATE INCINERATE ALREADY
Place a hole in the side of the ship, then after it sinks, cheer in victory of the drowned Moles!
Err… gophers I mean…
Throw a pastry and run.
Ask Techy for help.
Petrify the gopher on your arm
It’s obviously time to use your kung-fu skills (even if you don’t have any)
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Cast vegitate and then incinerate the whole ship.
Cast Incinerate. Because fire fixes everything.
Go for a swim.
Leave the room, take off clothes, cast invisible on self and come back and try to sneak up on them and whack em
Search for Murray
incinerate
Offer the gophers a cookie.
That’ll trick them….
cast liquify on your self.
Shake your fist menacingly even faster.
NEXT
You equip the fake mustache and floating hat. That’ll fool them!
Cast a tiny Incinerate spell on the gopher’s head. Tiny so you don’t burn yourself.
kill the one one on your shoulder
Ruh-roh rang, run and jump into techy’s arms
jump an swim to shore, you must have a beach party, when you get tired ofswimming, levitate.
Holy sheet! Your life is iminent danger, open that bag NOW!
or
Flee yelling JJJJAAAAANNNNNEEE!
or
Surrender, cast vegitate to create a delicous vegetable peace offering.
or
Liquify all the gophers you can.
or
Liquify yourself!
Oops, Username6 had already suggested liquifying yourself. =|
Apologize to the gophers to be on the safe side and offer to go hunt any monsters that may be threatening them.
Ask for an audience with the gopher king in a clever ruse to obtain gopheric artifacts of power!
I second all of koyal’s suggestions!
Have a staring contest with the gophers.
This strangely reminds me of those zombies.
stop goofing around and INCINERATE INCINERATE INCINERATE ALREADY
Place a hole in the side of the ship, then after it sinks, cheer in victory of the drowned Moles!
Err… gophers I mean…
Throw a pastry and run.
Ask Techy for help.
Petrify the gopher on your arm
It’s obviously time to use your kung-fu skills (even if you don’t have any)