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Whack-a-gopher

Play Whack-a-Gopher

Man, you suck at this.

What do you do?

17 Suggestions for “Whack-a-gopher”

  1. an alien says:

    use vegitate in one of the holes.

  2. dylan says:

    cast levitate to remove the cargo in the way

  3. ray281193 says:

    Cast petrify on an unsuspecting gopher then kill it

  4. Input says:

    Just incinerate the whole thing and claim your experience.

  5. ig says:

    liquify the boxes then kill the gophers

  6. Uoteau says:

    Seconded Input.

  7. K17U says:

    Just ask Jane already what the bluddy Skull is for! And where the hell we’re headed! And why we didn’t have a beachparty!

  8. Dreamstorm says:

    Next

  9. Dreamstorm says:

    Use incinerate on your triangle to shape it into a ‘mouse’ trap for the gophers.

    or

    Put on the mustache and hat from your inventory and act inconspicuously. You might trick the gophers!

  10. Ixcaliber says:

    fight a giant squid boss. Every game that includes a boat sequence has a giant squid boss.

  11. Koyal says:

    Surrender yourself, the gophers are a superior race. Pledge loyalty and give them some gift.

  12. JamestheElf says:

    I think it is a little late for a beach party, so… Have a yaught party!

  13. Gl1tch says:

    Shake your fist menacingly at these worthy foes.

  14. Carnath says:

    i third Input

  15. necoo says:

    i fourth input

  16. dachshund00001@yahoo.com says:

    I COME FROM THE FUTURE!

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