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Are we there yet?

Let’s just fly to where we are supposed to go.

You pay a 20-gp fee and get on your three-eyed bird.

What do you do?

30 Suggestions for “Are we there yet?”

  1. Input says:

    Looks like its off to TaoKqai!

  2. Carnath says:

    go to TaoKqai on your bird then

  3. ChaoticBrain says:

    Fly to TaoKqai.

    But first, ask Jane how you pronounce TaoKqai.

  4. Caucheka says:

    Get off the bird. obviously an elven ambassador such as yourself deserves a better mount.

  5. Dreamstorm says:

    Enjoy the ride!

  6. Koyal says:

    Compare Murray with the bird, you might just had found out where 3-eyed skulls come from!!!
    or
    Compare Murray with the birds skull (yes kill it first), you might just had found out where 3-eyed skulls come from!!!
    or
    Ask Murray if thats his mom.
    or
    Demand a 5-eyed bird, you deserve the stranger mount!
    or
    Tie your bird to Techy’s, lay back and enjoy the ride.

  7. Zonath says:

    WHEEEEEEE!

  8. purplesawdust says:

    Go to the bathroom, you have been playing this game non stop without breaks.

  9. Eric says:

    Ask for those some peanuts.

  10. zachary says:

    jump off the bird and do a cool pose

  11. ForeverLoading says:

    You are an ambassador! Go straight to the other continent!

  12. pivotman99 says:

    Ride the bird like a mechanical bull!

  13. an alien says:

    lets skip the boring thing and get to Tao Kqai

  14. Ixcaliber says:

    False advertising. That bird only has two eyes.

  15. Fred says:

    Fasten your seatbelt and enjoy the flight.

  16. Supernerd says:

    Next.

  17. Riaxh says:

    haha your bird has 3 eyes.

  18. Bennie says:

    See what kind of Jackson Pollock you can make by spitting over the side….

  19. me123 says:

    To TaoKqai!

  20. autoglassmasterclass says:

    Fly into the horizon.

  21. Gl1tch says:

    Ask Jane why Murray is so important

    Drink a mana potion

    Demand that the Flight Attendants give you a mana potion

  22. Wilpah says:

    Off to TaoKqai!

  23. Dreadclaw says:

    TahoekWHY are we going to a town that has trouble having a normal name. Go to Joeville instead.

  24. Burnage says:

    Steal the bird and fly to wherever you’re going. You hope you don’t see condoR again.

  25. JamestheElf says:

    Do we even need to get off this continent or go to Taokqai? Ask Jane where in the world we need to go. Then ask why.

  26. HORKAK says:

    fly 2 kaoke

  27. Koyal says:

    Ask if there is a movie in this flight.
    or
    Go after condoR, now you have a bigger bird, find it to show it who is the boos!

  28. Sharingan123 says:

    Go to the farthest place with global travel birds.

  29. ray281193 says:

    poke the bird’s middle eye

  30. Necoo says:

    “we are not allowed to leave the continent!?!?!?!?!” screw that lets just go to our destination where we were heading before the ship when bye bye

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