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Dangers of wealth

Grab a rock and study it.

You attempt to grab the last rock, but the fragile thing breaks in half in your hands.  This reveals its shiny contents: a lot of explosive gems.  These are worth a fortune in jewelry shops…as long as you don’t trigger their explosive cores, you’ll be able to earn a lot of gp.

What do you do?

19 Suggestions for “Dangers of wealth”

  1. Conster says:

    Start juggling the gems.

  2. Iccc says:

    Inventory the rock

  3. Input says:

    Throw out one mana potion but keep the vial, then you should put the mustache in the bowler hat to act as a cushion. Finally, you slowly put the gems in the vial and store it in the bowler hat.

  4. jerenator says:

    inventorise the rock.
    since everything that gets inventorized goes into a parallel universe (i don’t see you wearing a backpack) the gems wont get damaged.

  5. Nikochan says:

    throw a gem at Ray to see if it is really explosive (and for fun)

  6. Eric says:

    Drink a mana potion, then cast “Sex Change,” on the rock, just to see what would happen.

  7. ForeverLoading says:

    Alchemy time. Mix mana potion and explosive crystals.

  8. Loof says:

    It looks slightly like a watermelon. Eat it.

  9. zachary says:

    keep it all to your self. your party doesn’t have to know about it. yes muhahahahahhahhahahaha

  10. me123 says:

    Ask Jane how to trigger them SO YOU DONT MAKE THAT MISTAKE.

  11. pieman says:

    i second me123

  12. Uoyteau says:

    Read your rulebook for Health and Safety for Adventurers.

  13. Uoteau says:

    Read your rulebook for Health & Safety for Adventurers.

  14. Supernerd says:

    Rudely wake up Jane and show her the rock, and more importantly ask for healing.

  15. Jerqod says:

    the core was in the other bigger part of the rock so you safely inventorize it jerenators way

  16. K17U says:

    Headbutt!

  17. JamestheElf says:

    Cautiously place the rock inside your inventory, then slowly write “I HAVE A BOMB, DONT HURT ME” on your forehead so that there won’t be any idiots who try to push you over just for fun!

  18. Necoo says:

    this is the perfect opportunity to see where your inventory is… put it in your inventory and watch it disappear into the abyss

  19. Fitzy says:

    Give the rocks to someone very cautious/Ray, so incase they are triggered you aren’t harmed.

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