tell him to fight ray he is the highest lv party member in your party and say that ray is the party leader (knowing that this is a lie because you are the best suited for party leader)
Um his trying to take the skull from you makes it your business, no? Then just give him a wedgie while he has his eyes closed, ‘gentlemens dual’ Elves don’t know the meaning of gentlemen.
say that you don’t know where you keep your inventory the stuff just kind of appears from a weird empty void in the general direction of your but kind of like in the legend of zelda where link pulls bombs out of his ass
Reply that you are an elf and unsure of what a “gentleman’s duel” is. Request documentation concerning the procedures for such a duel, and if it includes “level handicapping”. If the rules state a male fight to the finish, prepare to cast Sex Change on Rhode.
tell him that in order to have a fair duel we both must turn around take 3 steps forward and then fight. when he turns around smash murray into his head.
Start up your Final Fantasy Simulator. It will surely give you a higher chance of winning, especially with your 2 extra zeroes.
Oblige.
Try to talk your way out of this. He’s like 13 levels above you. There’s no way you’ll beat him.
tell him to fight ray he is the highest lv party member in your party and say that ray is the party leader (knowing that this is a lie because you are the best suited for party leader)
give ray his stone guitar back and tell him to play it
hit him with a glove like they did, when they were having a duel in the old days
I second necco
Sugest rock, paper, scissors to decide the conflict.
Um his trying to take the skull from you makes it your business, no? Then just give him a wedgie while he has his eyes closed, ‘gentlemens dual’ Elves don’t know the meaning of gentlemen.
bet 1000 gold that you will lose, but when you do jane gose to save you
say that you don’t know where you keep your inventory the stuff just kind of appears from a weird empty void in the general direction of your but kind of like in the legend of zelda where link pulls bombs out of his ass
Just petrify him.
run like hell
Tell him, that you got no gloves for a gentleman duell.
Cast sex change on yourself. He can’t hit a woman.
BOSS BATTLE!
petrify him/liquify him/ liquify yourself to flee/ cast sex change on him; we can’t have a gentleman’s duel if he’s a girl now, can’t we?
Punch him in the face!
make the level 21 ray fight him. while everyone else sneaks away quietly.
Break the stone guitar in half, and give him the part that doesn’t have strings.
Not sure how to break it though…
Ask for some time to prepare, and then run.
Agree, and insist the duel be musical instruments at fifty thousand paces.
Then run away.
Reply that you are an elf and unsure of what a “gentleman’s duel” is. Request documentation concerning the procedures for such a duel, and if it includes “level handicapping”. If the rules state a male fight to the finish, prepare to cast Sex Change on Rhode.
LIQUIFY!
Bet a bunch of money on you losing, and when you lose, offer to buy the skull from Rhode.
SUCKER PUNCH!!!
Duelling banjos!
the ultimate gentleman’s dual rock paper scissors
Use the power of Ray’s bad singing to your advantage to attack Rhode
Stone guitar. Ray. Now. Commence guitar duel.
Have him snort the “HP powder” to get some nice bonuses.
the contest will be who ever can eat the most dead-fairy-ash-powder wins
For our duel to the death…I pick the banjo! (and ray)
Challange him to a party duel. Why battle him alone when Ray can be used as shield?
tell him that in order to have a fair duel we both must turn around take 3 steps forward and then fight. when he turns around smash murray into his head.
Immediately find Yander’s mouth!
Scream like a girl.
This may be a copyright violation, but,
Rip his own skull out and beat him to death
with it and hope he says “This is physically impossible!”