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Lessons in Birdian

Talk to your three eyed bird.

Good thing you took those lessons in Avian when you were in your early 70s.

What do you do?

34 Suggestions for “Lessons in Birdian”

  1. Fishtie says:

    Remember about your early 70′s. The drugs, the booze, the rock & roll…
    Wait… maybe that was a different early 70′s.

  2. ChaoticBrain says:

    Wonder why your outline hasn’t been properly anti-aliased.

  3. Input says:

    Imagine life without a killjoy…

  4. Matoking says:

    Do some mad tricks, barrel rolls, mid-flight dives, anything.

  5. ChaoticBrain says:

    Question: Will this flight be counted as rest?

  6. Eric says:

    Look for Lolrus, he should be easier to see from this high up.

  7. Dreadclaw says:

    Shout out: “I tawt I taw a putty tat!” in Avian.

  8. Megamaxmax says:

    tie the reinforced string around your hip and jump off

  9. Koyal says:

    Keep talking to your bird, tell it about your past.
    (please, its about time to know something about our hero ^^)

  10. Gl1tch says:

    Fondly Regard Transportation.

    Ask Jane why Murray is so important.

  11. Alpha_Wolf says:

    Kill the bird! It is worth EXP!

  12. Wahnsinn Großvater says:

    It is way too dark for a young elf, such as yourself, to be flying! Cast light using your staff, as “cast[ing] light from your staff [] nullifies the mana cost for casting”(http://what-do-you-do.net/2009/07/fork_in_thy_road/), to light the way ahead!
    Alternatively, you could also cast light to try and blind Ray’s Bird.
    (Though, be sure to grab hold of the reins with one hand while using your staff to shine light, you don’t want to be falling off~)

    As a side-note, your graphics card seems to be dying.

  13. zachary says:

    kiss the bird

  14. ForeverLoading says:

    DO A BARREL ROLL!

  15. mahta says:

    pluck a feather from your bird’s head and put in your inventory

  16. Zlith says:

    Wave to Ray, see if he is dangling his bird’s leg.

  17. Supernerd says:

    Ask the bird why your outline hasn’t been properly anti-aliased.

  18. Goats! says:

    Come up with a fun minigame to play, like divebombing random people! (you should get exp, of course.

  19. Ixcaliber says:

    Never find out why Murray is so important.

  20. Necoo says:

    Wo0~0oW… you can talk to birds…. anyway took for signs of life on the horizon

  21. Necoo says:

    look for signs of life on the horizon….

  22. Necoo says:

    as you may or may not have noticed on my first comment i said took with a t and not look with an l… go ahead and replace that if you can if not just leave as is

  23. an alien says:

    enter the loading screen.

  24. Wolfhowl44 says:

    you don’t need a overgrown chicken!! Leap off and cast levitate!!!

  25. Nikochan says:

    shout “OH NO, I DROPPED MURRAY!!!”… even if it’s not true

  26. me123 says:

    Sing the killjoy song!

  27. storyplotgoeson says:

    Jab the bird in an eye, he only needs two.

  28. storyplotgoeson says:

    gently stroke the bird, whispering, “you’re my only friend…”

  29. storyplotgoeson says:

    Request a song from Ray, then complain.

  30. storyplotgoeson says:

    Make loud, obnoxous noises similar to a fighter jet (pew pew, pewpewpew!!!)

  31. Fred says:

    Maybe now would be a good time to race against Techy.

  32. ray281193 says:

    Poke the bird’s left and right eye to make a Cyclops Bird

  33. JamestheElf says:

    Think deep thoughts in a sorry attempt to raise your INT.

  34. Maxx says:

    In fact you all have a song about that

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