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Meet Pablo

Hire a bodyguard and resume adventuring.

I doubt she’ll let you keep him.

What do you do?

21 Suggestions for “Meet Pablo”

  1. Carnath says:

    get yourself a better staff

  2. Gl1tch says:

    Mark TaoKqai on your map

    Continue your search for your mysterious adversary

    Cast levitate on “Pablo” and use him like a substitute LOLrus

    Find the nearest bath and go swimming in money

    Jangle your money in Jane’s face

    Offer to purchase Jane something nice

    Look for a trainer so you can level up or subclass

    Go to the nearest bar

  3. Koyal says:

    Get pablo some cake. Also, Jane might be a little less of a killjoy if she took a few minutes to enjoy a piece of cake, invite and let her choose the flavor.
    or
    You’re rich but too weak, attempt to bribe the GM, accept ANY offer, has long it increases your experiencie, no matter how little.
    or
    Give Pablo 70000gp, and give him instructions to build a 30ft tall Lolrus.

  4. autoglassmasterclass says:

    Ask him where the tacos are.

  5. ForeverLoading says:

    Take Jane on a wild and crazy date.

    Spend all the money of booze.

  6. Iccc says:

    Complain to Jane that he is useful

  7. me123 says:

    Next
    (p.s.;Nice translation! For anybody that does’nt know, “Pablo” says; My name isn’t Pablo. You said you had cake.)

  8. ChaoticBrain says:

    Respond: “El pastel esta una mentira, HEMBRA.”

  9. an alien says:

    leave the poor guy go, and give him 50g to let him buy cake.

  10. Riaxh says:

    tell Pablo/ Erik that Jane ate his cake, then resume traveling.

  11. Supernerd says:

    Go store 10,000 gold in the bank so it doesent get stolen.

  12. ChaoticBrain says:

    DO EXACTLY WHAT IS WRITTEN IN Supernerd’S POST.

  13. HORKAK says:

    mark map and um fight

  14. Necoo says:

    kill Pablo for exp and continue to do random things til night

  15. tgdda says:

    Complain to Jane that she never let’s you keep anybody with you.

  16. mark says:

    Jane is right “Pablo” is a bit odd, buy a loyal pet griffin to aid you as a mount and friend, he will protect you.

  17. fishsicles says:

    Look for subclass trainers. Maybe Pablo is one?

  18. newbie says:

    Look to see what Jane is REALLY talking about.

  19. Rape Jane says:

    Rape Jane.

  20. Kaelgren says:

    Buy a sombrero and a poncho and pretend to speak Spanish to Pablo.

  21. Badgecrasher says:

    Well… how about searching for a subclass trainer?

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